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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:04 AM Original message |
Rapture is coming - one week, two days. |
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JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
1. I thought no man knew the day or hour |
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Kelvin Mace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:07 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Bush is investigating the leak |
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Kelvin Mace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
2. I really, REALLY wish there was a rapture |
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JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:09 AM Response to Reply #2 |
6. If only I could nominate... |
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Bad Penny (392 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 05:54 PM Response to Reply #6 |
45. I second that |
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pointblank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:39 AM Response to Reply #2 |
30. Sounds good in theory |
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Kelvin Mace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-20-06 12:18 PM Response to Reply #30 |
69. Well, since when have they been right about anything |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 10:01 PM Response to Reply #2 |
58. I agree |
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northernsoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
4. Yep, better sell all your stuff and leave if you want to get raptured |
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HeeBGBz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:22 AM Response to Reply #4 |
15. Better yet, give me all your stuff |
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northernsoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:33 AM Response to Reply #15 |
23. Ok, but I want any 'Nilla Wafers that get left behind |
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HeeBGBz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:36 AM Response to Reply #23 |
28. We could share Nilla's at my Villa |
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northernsoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 04:57 PM Response to Reply #28 |
41. now you're talkin'! |
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Virginia Dare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:43 AM Response to Reply #4 |
31. Why do the Rapture cultists sell off their stuff? |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:08 AM Response to Original message |
5. I heard that all those raptured woud be neked. |
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C_U_L8R (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:21 AM Response to Reply #5 |
14. So if i see some fat pink naked person |
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tanyev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:28 AM Response to Reply #14 |
20. Dang. I'm going to start carrying an umbrella so I can shield my eyes. |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 06:25 PM Response to Reply #14 |
48. Just stay out of Virginia. |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:11 AM Response to Original message |
7. "get your rapture, get your rapture here!" |
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pooja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:12 AM Response to Original message |
8. Sell all your worldly possessions, go to Israel, and donate proceeds |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
9. i'll be flying on 7/23, can the rapture be rescheduled? |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
10. Shouldn't we be polite and spread the word? |
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northernsoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:35 AM Response to Reply #10 |
26. Yes, of course |
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pstans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
11. I better make it to church this weekend |
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C_U_L8R (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:17 AM Original message |
Why Wait? Avoid the Lines! |
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tsuki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
12. You had me going until you said |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 09:16 AM Response to Reply #12 |
40. That's probably true |
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MoseyWalker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
13. An image of Jesus |
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C_U_L8R (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:23 AM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Same here !!! |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:47 AM Response to Reply #17 |
32. Did He Talk Golf? |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
16. We will all go together when we go |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 06:06 PM Response to Reply #16 |
47. geez, I love Tom Lehrer, his humor was one of a kind. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
18. Great! They schedule it on a Friday! |
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LisaLynne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:33 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. And right before I get paid! |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:38 AM Response to Reply #22 |
29. Do you have direct deposit? |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 10:57 PM Response to Reply #22 |
59. And 2 days after the sale of my home in Honolulu for a nice profit! |
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bloom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 09:59 PM Response to Reply #18 |
57. I thought that people were saying that it's Aug. 3rd. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-20-06 07:25 AM Response to Reply #57 |
65. That would be better I guess ... |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:28 AM Response to Original message |
19. Don't forget to get your hair and nails done. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
21. I can't go that day I have a doctor's appointment... |
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phylny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:34 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. If possible, I'd like to stretch it to the first weekend in August. |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:35 AM Response to Reply #24 |
27. I think I will pass altogether. |
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phylny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:57 AM Response to Reply #27 |
37. Plus, who'll take care of my old dog and my puppy? |
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sutz12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 05:01 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. Hey, I'll take your pets.... |
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MoseyWalker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:55 AM Response to Reply #21 |
35. sorta like the NFL's supplemental draft? |
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zcflint09 (263 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
25. Donate all monies and home titles to ZCFlint09, LLC |
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tnlefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:53 AM Response to Reply #25 |
34. ROFL!!! |
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sinkingfeeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
33. I'm going to read the classifieds today...bet there'll be at least one |
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ellie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:58 AM Response to Reply #33 |
38. Good idea! |
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Norquist Nemesis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
36. Slowly to heaven? I thought God was in a hurry to grab them |
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Bluzmann57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
39. No no no |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
42. Thank God. We'll be able to get a decent job again. - n/t |
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laruemtt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
44. gotta be in jacksonville, florida, |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
46. Nice, I'll finally be able to afford housing in LA! |
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BlueStorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
49. Can I have your house and car... |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
50. Friday ?...shit I can't make it...at the dog track on Fridays....!! |
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kineneb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
51. way cool, our Red Hat group is going yard sale hopping Sunday |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
52. True story about Nashville, TN and the Y2K "Rapture Scare." |
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Roland99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
53. Cool! Then Disney World will be a LOT less crowded when I'm there! |
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longship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 09:56 PM Response to Reply #53 |
56. Obviously you haven't heard about the Disney boycott. |
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Roland99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-20-06 08:21 AM Response to Reply #56 |
67. DOH!! |
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spinbaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-20-06 07:46 AM Response to Reply #53 |
66. Me, too! |
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KyuzoGator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
54. WARNING: IN CASE OF RAPTURE, I'M TAKING YOUR CAR. |
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longship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
55. Everybody believe and clap your hands! |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
60. No, no, no - this is NOT good at all. We have to reschedule. |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-19-06 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
61. My bro once got a house & land from a guy who went off to join a spaceship |
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Voltaire99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-20-06 04:35 AM Response to Original message |
62. Dear Rapturebats: Please leave your homes unlocked. |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-20-06 06:19 AM Response to Original message |
63. Dear Rapture People, |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-20-06 06:24 AM Response to Original message |
64. Can't happen fast enough |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-20-06 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
68. ONLY EIGHT MORE DAYS! Time's a wastin! |
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