Hey Leviticus by the Siegel Schwall Band

[DanCa]

This song is parody about the religous right practices and the book of leviticus. I thought you all might enjoy it.

Hey Leviticus - By Jim Schwall © 2004

Hey Leviticus, I need a little information
I'm afraid the guys next door are an abomination
They only got one bed, and all their friends are guys
Hey Leviticus, does god want them to die

Hey Leviticus, I've got this other neighbor
Who doesn't understand that Sunday's not for labor
I know he has to die, but do I have to be the one
Hey Leviticus, do you think I should get a gun

Hey Leviticus, I got a kid who's drivin me crazy
I'm thinking about sellin her into slavery
So how much do you ask, for a 13-year-old kid
Hey Leviticus, should I just take the highest bid

Hey Leviticus, I got a problem with my village
When I defeat a foe they won't let me plunder and pillage
And they won't let me burn a lamb on the altar to celebrate
Hey Leviticus, will god accept a gyro plate