I'm not sure I'll be able to resist the temptation to do this...

[geniph]

With so many of the Millenialist Armageddonist fundy types convinced that this is truly the End Times ("we were mistaken about it all those other times, but THIS TIME, we KNOW it's happening!"), I have the worst, most evil impulse of my life. Please, my DU brethren and sistren, help me to resist the temptation!

...I want to go to one of the fundy mega-churches this Sunday, right before services let out, and leave empty suits of clothing on the sidewalk and in the cars parked out front and in the parking lot.

Must.Not.Taunt.The.Rapturists. Bad! Bad!!!

[leftofthedial]

1. that'll be fun

be sure and take pix.

[Epiphany4z]

hahah

bad bad ~!

have you ever seen the movie little monsters? when the light comes on the monster turns into a pile of dirty laundry....I just had a vision of that movie.

[laruemtt]

2. i will not talk you down but

encourage you - this is a brilliant idea! if you do this, be sure to capture the reactions on film - priceless. go for it!

[stop the bleeding]

3. get the clothes from the thrift stores

I love a good joke:evilgrin:

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[Bluzmann57]

4. Sorry. I can't help you resist

In fact, that's a damn fine idea. I may actually have to do that myself, except why waste money on a perfectly good suit which you'll never see again? Ok, the best I can do. Pretty weak I suppose.

[Warpy]

5. Oooh, I'd pay to have somebody do that here

Just buy a few outfits at a thrift shop and have at it.

[patdem]

6. I assume they will think they were 'Left Behind'?

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

7. Better yet - Get some inflatable dolls as well

Litter the sidewalks and bush's outside the arena where they are all congregating.
With the clothing strewn about prepare the dolls by filling them with helium...

Just before they are to come out the door let the dolls free.

Then stand there with a sign, with "THE END"


It would be a riot to watch them all freak.

[Child_Of_Isis]

8. My bet is that they will get you for terrorism.

If they caught you, that is.

[tanyev]

9. Don''t resist--take pictures!

[Zomby Woof]

10. DO IT!

You *know* I am the little ZombyDevil on your shoulder... :evilgrin:

I am all about taunting the fundies. :D

[WilliamPitt]

11. Better idea.

Purchase one of those inflatable sex dolls and dress it in a nice Sunday suit.

Borrow a car with a sun roof.

Get 500 feet of small-filament fishing wire.

Tie one end of the fishing wire to the head of the doll, and find a friend to hide in a tree with the other end.

As the church is letting out, drive by.

Have your friend in the tree pull VERY HARD on the fishing wire just as you pass the church.

The effect: the fundies will see someone in a car getting "Raptured" straight through the sun roof and on up to God.

Mayhem shall ensue; be sure to have another friend on station with a video camera.

[mom cat]

13. I double dog dare you!

:rofl:

[grace0418]

16. There was a death on Six Feet Under like that.

Some kids were supposed to bring a whole bunch of inflated blow-up dolls somewhere for their boss. The dolls got loose and started floating skyward. A fundie woman in her car freaked out and ran into traffic screaming about the rapture and got smacked.

[Mabus]

18. I loved that one!

I taped it and invited people over to see it. :rofl:

[helderheid]

19. or fill the doll with helium! LOL!

[Jacobin]

12. Ask them to deed over their houses to you

Tell them, they won't need them anymore anyway and you'll give them a week to get out

[rosesaylavee]

14. For some reason, when I read

this I had the little voice in my head from the old SNL skit ...

Oh no, Mr. Bill!

I say do it as a social experiment and report back. :)

[smokey nj]

15. Don't resist geniph, RIDE THE WAVE......

You can really screw with their heads. How about clothes adorned with left wing slogans - a Kerry/Edwards pin, t-shirts with pictures of peace signs and pro-choice messages? I'd even contribute my t-shirt that reads "God WAS my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." Hell, throw in a few pairs of birkenstocks for good measure.

:applause: :woohoo: :yourock:

[wryter2000]

24. Jesus is a liberal

You need to make sure one of the "raptured" was wearing a Jesus is a liberal t-shirt.

[smokey nj]

25. Of course, and another wearing a "Bush is the Anti-Christ" shirt n/t

[Individualist]

17. Please do, and

be sure and put some liberal literature into the pockets of the suits and have some purses laying around which also contain liberal literature!

[Hubert Flottz]

20. Or

Get you a nice Devil costume and walk in the church and get up behind the preacher in the middle of his dog and pony show and do him like Bush did the German Queen.

[Minnesota Libra]

21. That would be too much fun!!! nt

[DinahMoeHum]

22. Go for it !! Nothing like mind-fucking the fundies !!

Send us an after-action report!!

:evilgrin:

[wryter2000]

23. Do it, do it, do it.

I was going to say double-dog dare you, but I see someone else has already done that.

[IdaBriggs]

26. Ooh! Little signs everywhere -- "I was RAPTURED away --

Are you still here?"

Or maybe billboards: "If you can read this, you've already missed the Rapture."

I'll chip in! :rofl:

[lukasahero]

27. Another keyboard gone

:spray: :rofl: Love your idea. Best laugh I've had in quite some time. Thanks!

[lumberingbear]

28. I bet they are still passing the collection plates...

even though they say the end is near.

[Stinky The Clown]

29. Now this is the BEST idea I've seen in a long time!

It will, of course, accomplish nothing, but man-o-man would it make me feel good to see this done (or even to organize the doing myself).

[shadowknows69]

30. Can't bring myself to discourage that sorry

There may be a couple empty siuts where I live. Great idea.

[Rosco T.]

31. My Latest Bumper Sticker... you could have fun with this also..

www.cafepress.com/democatic

[Swamp Rat]

32. BWAHAHAHA!!! DOOOO IT!!!

:evilgrin:

[Pachamama]

39. Too effing funny-I swear we should just start messing with these nutcases

:rofl:

PS: Like your Rapture bumper sticker Swamp'r! :hi:

[trogdor]

33. Don't forget to leave a few cars around...

...oddly parked - in the middle of the street, in the ditch, in somebody's front yard, etc., also with clothes hanging out the windows and on the ground.

[geniph]

34. Oh yeah! The cars have to be all over the place!

Good call!

I can't help it, this just seems like the ultimate Punking to me.

[Love Bug]

35. That's an old "joke" played in fundy colleges

Usually resulting in getting the "jokesters" expelled...

[lies and propaganda]

36. i start up a phoenix sect...

this sounds like a blast ;)

[Johnyawl]

37. Letters and emails...

...some fundies have started organizations to email, or send letters to their friends and family left behind. I think I'll make a list of all my fundy relatives, pick a quiet Sunday sometime soon, when some of them will be vacationing, and out of touch, and send the rapture letters. I'll send each of them a letter "from" all the rest. They'll all think the rest of the family got raptured, but they didn't! BWAHAHAHAHA Should be good for a 10-15 minute spasm of weeping, gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments!

Of course, once they figure out it was a horrible joke, they'll not have any trouble figuring out which relative did it!

:evilgrin:

"No, really, I got letters from everybody, too! I was about to come get your car!"

O8)

[geniph]

43. You are more evil than I am!

which is probably why I married you.

:loveya:

[Fuzz]

38. Don't forget the tape with trumpets playing

like a 'charge' thing and play it loud right before. Most think they will hear that right before they are called on up. ;)

[BR_Parkway]

40. OMG I would so love to help you do that!

[ulysses]

41. LOL - have someone blow a trumpet, too.

:D

[Bassic]

42. Mouahahahahaha!

Best. Prank. Ever! :D

[Beelzebud]

44. ROFLMAO! That is inspiration! :D

God damn, I really want to do this now! :D