What do we do with a drunken Tuesday? (repeat X2) CAPTION in the morning.

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "So they tell me to squeeze Hamas financially, so I do. So Hamas pisses and screams and takes an Isreali soldier hostage and missiles and shells go flying. So Hezbolla takes advantage of the situation and captures two more in the North. So Isreal squeals bigtime and we got us another freakin' war. Plus Iraq is going down in flames. And North Korea is pissing in our ear. And the Taliban are taking back whole regions and growing dope. And Syria doesn't give a good g*damn. . . . And with all this I gotta help keep the Congress Republican. . . . Wow. I just came up with a slogan for our congressional candidates: 'Trust Us On National Security.'. . . Boy, that oughta work. . . . Just like before . . . and before . . . and. . . ."

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. "I think Chancellor Angie needs another rub." n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "You ain't seen the last of Earnest T. Bass!"

[Drifter]

3. "And North Korea is pissing in our ear" ...

that has to be the best assessment of the situation.

Cheers
Drifter

[Crankie Avalon]

4. "I did WHAT??? Well, that tequila'll make a Romeo out anybody heheheheh."

[madokie]

5. the look on that goofy bastards face is, did you check out how smooth

I was when I soothed the chancellor nerves and gave her a quick shoulder rub and how she leaned back and put her hands up in surrender and leaned back into my strong hands. And... oh heck just forget it

[Joanie Baloney]

6. It's not that complex

Hee, hee!

[skip fox]

7. W. is "thinking": "Geez, why the hell does Karl make me read all this

stuff anyway. He's just gonna do what he wants. I can't even call out on my phone anymore. Not even for the time and temperature. . . . So what if I wanta play with my GameBoy? . . . Doesn't bother nobody. . . . There must be a dozen pages in this stack . . . Geez."