Is there any way we can get the fundies to really drink the kool aid

[Toots]

You know in the true Jones cult fashion. Maybe tell them it is the first step toward rapture. Sure would solve many of the worlds problems..just a wish and not any sort of plan.... for you Agent Mike.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Make a big noise in the sky

and watch em flap their arms

[abluelady]

2. Put on a Bush mask

and tell them to drink. I am confident they will drink.

[Jim Sagle]

3. And then we get their stuff....including their oxygen.

[tanyev]

4. Actually, there could be a very painful backlash once they realize

they're not getting sucked up to heavenly Disneyland and they're stuck down here with their SUVs and $6 a gallon gasoline. It won't be pretty.

[mitchum]

5. Unlike Islamic fanatics, the homegrown lunatics are unwilling to die...

for their crazyass beliefs

[reichstag911]

7. Unwilling to die?!?

These pathetic fucks are unwilling to turn off American Idol! But that's part of the Kool-Aid recipe, isn't it: distract and narcotize 'em with bread and circuses while stealing the country out from underneath 'em.

[dysfunctional press]

6. how about telling them that terra-ists are attacking our freedom...

and that they have to send their sons and daughters to i-raq to fight and die to stop it...?




Damn! someone already beat us to that one!