Hey kids... let's put on a show!!

[ClassWarrior]

It's time for another performance by the Tony Award winning DUDQ!!

Scene One...

NGU.

[bleever]

1. I'm not supporting ANYONE who isn't with me 100%!!

Not even to defeat a proto-fascist Republican coup that seeks to render the Constitution of the United States of America "quaint" and "obsolete" because it doesn't allow the Supreme Leader the room to protect the American people from all enemies, real and imaginary!

No way a damn piece of paper is standing between my Dear Leader and his ability to protect me!

[ClassWarrior]

3. Oh sure, just attack me...

...you worthless piece of... attacker!!!

NGU.

[Clark2008]

2. OK - I don't see Mickey Rooney OR Judy Garland

and I'm only 36.

Geez... how B-O-R-I-N-G!

[ClassWarrior]

4. Who needs those pikers when DU is teeming with...

...dramatic talent tonight??

NGU.

[bleever]

5. Come on! Don't be such a Gloomy Gus!

We can get dramatic on a stage in the old barn, even if we can't fill the Bijou Theater downtown!




We'll show 'em what division and defeatism REALLY look like!

:hi:

[Clark2008]

6. OK - you guys have me giggling.

:rofl:

[ClassWarrior]

7. I say we call it "The Attack of the Attacking Attackers."

Huh? Huh?

NGU.

[bleever]

11. Excuse me?

That is plain ridiculous.

It should obviously be called "Attack of the Attackonators". Use your brain, fer chrissakes.

:eyes:

No wonder Democrats are doomed to be doooooooooomed.


:nopity:

[ClassWarrior]

15. Well it's obvious you're an Attackonators supporter, so...

...your opinion of Attackonators is invalid.

We are sooooo frickin dooooooommmeeedddddd...

NGU.

[bleever]

18. Your opinion of how doomed we are is unhinged.

The number of O's you use is clear proof that you are traitorously outside the mainstream.

:eyes:

When will you people from the Judean People's Liberation Front learn that you are insanely deluded, and that you must join the People's Liberation Front of Judea if you are to have any place in overthrowing the Chimperor.

GOD, how I hate the people who are on my side, but not exactly!

[eleny]

8. Grab a broom and let's clean this barn!

[ClassWarrior]

9. Oh fine. Now you want to attack me WITH A BROOM.

Don't you have anything of substance to offer??!! @#%&@@#!! We're doooooomed!!!!

NGU.

[Clark2008]

14. I'll get you my little pretty, and your dog TOO!

(OK - that's a Judy Garland movie again)

[Quantess]

23. What the heck was Bush doing in a Judy Garland movie?

That guy, in the upper left.
Oh, that's not him? Okay.

[eleny]

19. Oh, I get it...

Yeah, I've seen your type. Get a great idea and then make everyone else tote the barge and lift the bale. Why-y-y .... y-o-o-o-ou....

[Viva_La_Revolution]

10. ...

[bleever]

13. Classic: ignore the post, attack the poster with

"smilies" that come from outside the forum.

Sorry. Been there, done that.


:eyes:


(I can't believe we still suck this much.)


We're obviously still double-dog doomed.


:(

[Viva_La_Revolution]

24. oh yea?

well you can just cause I and you smell so you can just

:bowingthrowingrosessmilie:

[bleever]

25. LOL.

:slinkingawaydefeatedsmilie:

[hfojvt]

12. that's pretty sexist, isn't it?

Why can't there be DUDK's????

And you call yourself a progressive.

[bleever]

16. This kind of reductionist criticism

is exactly what we need right now if we want to get to the root of the problem.

We are so doomed. We just need to determine how exactly doomed we are right now. After we figure that out, we can move on to the next level of undoomedness.


:thumbsup:

[ClassWarrior]

17. What do DUCKS have to do with anything?

Why can't Dem leaders grow a spine and stand up to DUCKS??!!

NGU.

[eleny]

20. there you go again

:rofl:

[hfojvt]

22. that's DK's - not CK's

you Clark supporters ALWAYS want to write Kucinich off as somebody who cannot win, but unlike Clark, DK has actually won a few elections.

[Clark2008]

21. Progressives know there is no kings! Only princes

Once they're grown, we castrate them!

:7

[RevCheesehead]

26. We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!

Hold me, please. ;)