CAPTION Mr. Strawberry Shortcake...

[Crankie Avalon]

"OH GOOD HEAVENS, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE--my girlish figure
won't fit into my old cheerleader's skirt, anymore, after this!!"

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "You can come out from under the table now Joe!"

[Dr Fate]

4. GRIN. n/t

n/t

[liberal N proud]

2. OH MY FIRE- Get that fire away from me!

[Dr Fate]

3. Looks like Karl Rove is gaining weight- did he eat the top tier?

And What's up with that white jacket Rove is wearing- I know he likes to dress up Bush in various military & western themed outfits- but I did not know Rove wore "career" outfits too...

[Cyrano]

6. It's not Rove. It's a waiter. Saw a different shot this morning and it

gave the waiter's name.

[Dr Fate]

7. Nah- that's Karl Rove- I would recognize him anywhere.

He should start a business called Korpulent Karl's Kakes.

[snacker]

8. Well, it certainly looks like Karl Rove......

in his "mad scientist" attire.

[rock]

5. I'm scared! Do I have my bullet-proof vest on?

(For a birthday party no less. Cripes, what a scaredy-cat.)

[madrchsod]

9. did he piss in his pants?

really "i want to see you sweat" takes on a horrid image. is there something medically wrong with him?

[progressivebydesign]

10. Why does the waiter look like a medical professional???

I'd hate to eat there! He looks like he's doing a lab experiment.

[MADem]

11. He's thinking this:

Ah'm celly-bratin' mah birfday cuz Ah'm sixty years old,
An' even though Ah didn't serve, Ah make like ah am bold.

Ah went ta see the troops ya see, jus' the other day,
That's always a good photo op, a way ta make some hay.

Ah toldum we won't cut and run, that we would stay the course,
They mumbled that ah was a bum, the backside of a horse.

But who cares what them soldiers think, they do just as Ah say,
Cuz Ah am the Dee-cider, and we must do things MAH WAY...!