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HE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO A BOSTON SOURCE: > > > > President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church > > outside Washington as part of his campaign. Karl Rove made a visit > > to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad > > publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell > > research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church > > of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint." > > > > The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is > > in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it." > > > > Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug and as the sermon > > progresses the Bishop begins his homily: > > > > "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is > > a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his > > military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane > > landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission > > Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using > > it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a > > Methodist I've ever personally known. > > > > But, compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush > > is a saint.
i got this emailed to me from a friend . . . obviously a like-minded friend.
ellen fl
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