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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 06:57 PM
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Millions set to idolize this wretched ILLEGAL ALIEN
Edited on Fri Jun-30-06 07:22 PM by SoCalDem
and I DO mean alien...

His background is all bogus. His "papers" are all FAKE.. He arrived here unannounced, was illegally "adopted", for decades has held a job that an American WOULD do, he lives quite well considering that his "parents" were not that wealthy, and hs "job" is not a highly paid profession.. He cavorts with american wimminfolk, and leads them on. he hangs out in shady places and damages a lot of stuff..he must be on drugs too, seems almost psychotic and paranoid..with a terrible fear of kryptonite

Everywhere he is, there is trouble and lots of stuff blowing up..

Deport the alien...
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 06:59 PM
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1. I get it. nt
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:02 PM
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2. Those that came before him had terrible luck
I hope he does better... but I won't go see him.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:03 PM
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3. Doesn't seem to have a home
and gets changed in alley ways etc. What a weirdo.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:06 PM
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5. Pervert...Disrobes in public places..
Almost feel sorry for the guy.. No more phone booth, so he has had to switch to elevators:)..4th floor, lingerie, notions, hats
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:10 PM
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6. Makes me feel old
remembering that such things as telephone boxes/booths existed once upon a time.:)
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:12 PM
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7. I loved the little sit down booths with the ledge & the drawer
with the phone book neatly placed in it. and the squeaky hinges...
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:15 PM
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10. Phone books !
I feel even older now. It's 1.15am here now - goodnight !
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:51 PM
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21. Why, pay phones don't have phone books anymore?
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-01-06 02:41 AM
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24. As far as I'm aware
our UK 'phone booths have not had directories in them for some years. I might be wrong. I'll have a looksee next time I drive past one !
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itzamirakul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-01-06 05:13 AM
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25. They stopped putting phone books in phone booths years ago,
even before cell phones. Now it is hard to even find a phone "booth." There are little phone stands out on the street with no protection from the elements.

In the years just before booths were discontinued, some of them had grown quite nasty, with folks using them for reasons other than telephoning (that is what it was like in cities with larger populations).

Phone books were discontinued because people would tear out the pages that had the info they needed, especially when they did not have a pen or pencil. That made the books basically useless for other users.

Also, phone companies could make some extra bucks when folks had to call information to get a number.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:28 PM
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15. I'm reminded of a recent episode of Dr. Who
"What is that supposed to look like, anyway?"

"The TARDIS? It's disguised as a call box."

"Call box? What's that?"
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-01-06 02:39 AM
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23. The Call Box is a Police Box
This link will give you its history : http://www.eee.strath.ac.uk/r.w.stewart/boxes.pdf#search='police%20box%20%20use'

I remember seeing them around when I was child in the late forties and into the fifties - not quite sure when they disappeared from use. I guess they originally had a "coffee grinder" telephone line installed on a hard line through to the local Police Station. In those days out Police Staions all still had the Blue Lamp outside of the building as well !

Given that the first series was made in 1962 the public here would all have remembered those boxes and so they had a meaning. I assume the significance was that as the "Box" was a familiar site the Tardis didn't look out of place wherever it turned up.
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Betsy Ross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:04 PM
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4. Had to read it twice
I thought you were writing about Ahnold. Description mostly fits him too.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:29 PM
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16. I did too.
:D
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:12 PM
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8. Admit It. You Just Hate Him Because Of His X-Ray Vision.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:13 PM
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9. He's got the EVIL EYE :)
he must be a DEVIL
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:16 PM
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11. Everybody knows what his real weakness is, too. It can bring him to his
knees in a matter of seconds.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:17 PM
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12. Chocolate cake?
:)
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:19 PM
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13. But...
he can pick an entire field of lettuce in the blink of an eye.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:26 PM
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14. And do not forget...
He has been seen zipping around in a pair of brightly colored leotards with his underwear on the outside. Clearly, he is some kind of sexual pervert. Is it any surprise that he ostensibly works for the Liberal Media?
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 08:15 PM
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22. BWAHAHAHA!!
Remember "Lois and Clark"?
Clark's mom makes his Superman 'disguise' for him and it's REALLY formfitting and he's all embarrassed...and she says something like "Trust me...with that outfit, NOBODY'S gonna be lookin' at your face!"
:popcorn: :rofl:
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:32 PM
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17. There's always an increase in crime when he's around.
How can people say that he's not a violent criminal when the evidence is everywhere? The city used to be peaceful and intact. Now that he's here, the place is a wreck three times per week.

And what's more, where one alien goes, other aliens follow. It's like he moved in and brought 20 aunts and uncles to cram into a one-bedroom house. I don't want my tax dollars supporting them on welfare.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:40 PM
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18. He doesn't need health care...
That alone will save the taxpayer a ton of money.

Then again, who pays for the mess he makes? Does the city bill him or do they ask the Prez to declare the place a national disaster? Do they dare call in FEMA?

It's still 'librul' media's fault. They're the ones that hired him.

Besides, better to have him here than in some place like France. Can you imagine what would have happened if France got him? :scared:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:41 PM
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19. He probably takes steroids too..those muscles look "odd"
:)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-30-06 07:42 PM
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20. He wears tights, so the fundies will think he's gay.
'Nuff said. Abortion, stem cell research and Superman. What a fabulous summer to be of that mindset.
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