"Christian" Right Secret Decoder Ring Thread.

[benburch]

Post a "Christian" Right framing phrase and it's actual meaning.

I'll start in the next posting...

[benburch]

1. "Pro Life" really means "Anti Sex" nt

[lonestarnot]

2. waiting.

[lonestarnot]

3. delete

[lonestarnot]

4. turn the other cheek means bomb your fucking neighbors.

[Swamp Rat]

5. "Blow them all away in the name of the Lord!" =

I am an evil piece of shit like Osama Bin Laden

[Xeric]

6. "Love the sinner but not the sin"

Means take away the rights of people that do things fundies don't like.

[sakabatou]

7. Family values

Return to the dark ages.

[pk_du]

8. Thou shalt not kill....

..unless George Bush said it was okay.

[madrchsod]

9. suffer the little children unto me

it`s ok to employ young women in the clothing factories in the south pacific us protectorates

[Ringo84]

10. Mohler

Well, my mom got a publication from Southern Seminary today, where she graduated. That school was taken over by dumbass fundies a long time ago.

Al Mohler, the President of Southern, claimed in an article that a married couple not having kids was "moral rebellion".
Ringo

[sable302]

13. oh god that place

has gone to shit. Used to be a respected graduate program.

[Ringo84]

14. Re:

It certainly doesn't represent my Mom anymore.
Ringo

[me b zola]

11. "Take thy plank out of thine own eye"

=take whatevers bothering you and hurl it at the first group of brown people that disagree with you--if you impale them with it it was meant to be their problem



:(

[Clark2008]

12. Anti-gay-marriage means...

"I actually am gay, but I can't let my neighbor, Bubba, know this, so I hide behind my beard wife and my hatred of what I am."

[mcctatas]

15. The Beatitudes...

hippy loving bullshit that we true Christians refuse to discuss...

[NMMNG]

16. "Saved"

I can do whatever the bleep I want to whomever I want because I'm going to Heaven no matter what.

[Nay]

17. "I'll pray for you."

Translation: "you are totally fucked up and I, in my holier-than-thou holiness, will fold my prissy hands together and ask God not to smite you dead right this minute."

[Philosoraptor]

18. Build thee a gigantic crystal golden cathedral unto me.

And many statues of saints laden in gold shall thy worship in my name.

[tenshi816]

19. "Jesus still loves you"

means "Jesus might love you, but I hate your guts".

"Pro-life" = "pro-birth, but after that you're on your own".

[ThomWV]

20. "Clean Skys" means air pollution without end

[Wise Child]

21. "Adoption, not abortion"

"I know this barren couple who can't find a white baby to adopt . . . . . . .
'Hey, don't play the race card with me!'"

[Hugin]

22. Prayer Line...

Send us money.

[jadedconformist]

23. Love thy neighbor (Unless they're gay.)

[LouisianaLiberal]

24. Dominionism

I get to rule over you because I know the truth, and I will kill you if you don't follow my rules, er, God's rules.