LMAO! Barney Franks "gets it" ...

[diamondsndust]

He stated on the House floor.... "if marijuana causes brain damage, I think we need to start testing here".... :rofl:

I hope someone caught it on TIVO!

[CottonBear]

1. Bwahahahaha!

:rofl: I love Barney Frank! He's not afraid to tell it like he sees it!

[Pharaoh]

2. Priceless!

Thanks Barney!:rofl:

[AndyA]

3. Love ya, Barney!

Excellent suggestion, too.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

4. That's Hilarious!!!

:rofl:

Go Barney!

[originalpckelly]

5. That is one of the best jokes I have heard in while...

Go Rep. Franks. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DianaForRussFeingold]

6. Hmmm...Is the president tested on a yearly basis?

Is the president tested for drugs and psychoanalyzed on a yearly basis? :shrug: Should be!

[diamondsndust]

7. they should test him weekly...

:hi: Welcome to DU, Diana

[Gabi Hayes]

8. what are you talking about? he's just fine! see?

[diamondsndust]

9. LOL! Good one!

He thinks drug testing is knowing the difference between good coke and "duff" (badly cut coke)!

[Gabi Hayes]

10. har de HAR on that pic!

offramp bums?

have to check that out

some comedian does a bit about good drugs vs. bad drugs...can't remember the punchline, but it was pretty funny

I should be a comedian, right?

have you heard the one about the jokes that have numbered premises and numbered punchlines?

I can't even get this one right, but it involves the comedian just yelling out numbers, and the audience calling out the number of the punchline, and everybody laughing

then, somebody yells out the wrong number and gets nailed

how funny was THAT?

I got a million of em

[diamondsndust]

11. hehehe

I'm working on the site right now, totally re-doing it, but I have the home page up. I have to make a page or two for mu pictures and banners I've been making. I used to have it set up with "bum kits"... which I sold as gag gifts.. they came with a pair of gloves, a toboggan hat, a bandana, a pack of glass wipes and a will work for food sign. I'm working one up for dumbya again so he'll have a job he's fit for when we run him out of office.

I remember seeing the comedian with the number jokes, but I can't remember who it was either. My mind is wanting to say it was Seinfeld, but I just can't convince myself of that.

Wasn't the good drugs vs. bad drugs a George Carlin skit? I've heard a few of them in my time. Too bad I have the attention span of a gnat! :rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

12. You can't say that! Stop it!

Why, why, why... just think of the CHILDREN!!! :wow:

:rofl:

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

13. Thats the hardest i've laughed all day

Thanx Diamonds~n~dust. Love that Barney Franks!