Guys who play with their friend's penises more likely to be gay

[Cronus Protagonist]

Call it a hunch, but if you've ever played with your friend's penis, you might be gay. If you sometimes "fool around" when drunk with another guy, you might be gay. If you "circle-jerked" in college, you might be gay.

This is a public service announcement for those who think they dodged the genetic "gay-gene bullet".

That is all. Carry on as usual, but consider taking up ice dancing if you've ever licked your lips while in the shower with other guys.

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[Name removed]

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[jobycom]

9. ?

What's IBTL? And, :hi:

[Random_Australian]

16. It means "Inside Bread They Lie"

make more sense now?

Very common internet expression.

























I'm kidding, it means "In Before The Lock" because they think the mods will lock it.

[Ecumenist]

2. I don't get it...

Is this meant to be sarcastic?

[dsc]

6. ah yea I think so

There have been two different studies done lately that have linked various things with being gay. One was having older brothers, the other was something to do with hair.

[Cronus Protagonist]

11. Yeah, the counter clockwise whorls are a sure indicator

What I don't know is it only head hair that counts, or does it include chest and pubic hair? I think I might be straight in the head and one side of my chest, but the other side of my chest might be gay.... and what about people who have a cow's lick?

[Canuckistanian]

14. Chest hair? I thought that only an urban legend

Yikes!

[babylonsister]

3. ...

I'll let my younger brother know this, the one who is more susceptible to being gay cause he's younger? That one? He IS 52 and single. :)

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. Yup, you'd better warn him about that too

Can't afford to let these things go, you know.

[Jaundice James]

4. Are you drunk? Get some sleep. n/t

[babylonsister]

12. J J, did you misplace your humor, or perhaps it's too late for you? nt

[Jaundice James]

13. I'm hoping it's an inside joke. n/t

[jobycom]

7. Yeah, cause all guys who are gay ice dance, or all ice dancers are gay

or something like that, I guess. They all dress nice and act like girls, too. I know, I've seen it on tv.

[Cronus Protagonist]

8. Yup, you got it, friend

I bet most of them have a lot of older brothers too.... nudge, nudge, wink wink.

[BuyingThyme]

10. It's like the gateway drugs.

The people who are more likely to do drugs are more likely to do other drugs, and the men who play with other men's penises are more likely to play with other men's penises.

It's the Mica Rule.

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[PerfectSage]

17. What about guys who play with their own penises?

are they more likely to be gay or more likely to be masterbators?:)

[pinto]

18. Locking.

Please feel free to continue discussion in the gay innuendo forum.

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