The truth finally told! Darryn Kagel got the Viagra for Rush!

[Atman]

Exclusive transcript just obtained by NBY News...

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Darryn Kagel visited her physician to ask his help In reviving Rush's limp member.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He's not supposed to be taking any pills right now!"

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Try this...drop one into his coffee. He won't even know it's there. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the couple's progress.

An exhausted Darryn Kagel exclaimed, "Holy Jesus H. Christ, doc! It was absolutely horrible!"

"Oh, my! Really? What happened" asked the doctor?

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped straight up with a twinkle in his eye, and with Little Snerdly bulging in his trousers, and with one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped my clothes to tatters and took me right then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "I mean, I understand that Mr. Limbaugh is no real prize, but was it really that bad?"

"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was GREAT! In fact, it was the best sex I've had in years! But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."

[Dr Fate]

1. Rush's penis is as flacid as his arguments. n/t

n/t

[bscottsmith]

3. I heard shes not "doing" him anymore

[Dr Fate]

4. She never did- she was his beard. He has a long line of 'em.

3 childless (sexless?) marriges ought to be considered as a clue at some point.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Boy, I'm surprised ol' Darryl Kagel was such a switch-hitter.