Prescription Wood

[SalmonChantedEvening]

(To the tune of Norwegian Wood by The Beatles)

I once took some pills
And whatta change, they made in me
Felt like a new man, isn't it good, Prescription Wood

I took one at dawn and I couldn't roll over for days
Then one more at midnight, even my left hand was amazed

All of my ex-wives
Promised to not, disclose my woes
I've got my defense, for my new shame, Clinton's to blame

The liberal moral decay has affected me too
Believe that and I've got some bridges and swampland for you

Whe my jet touched down
My bags got checked, my career wrecked
I should just retire, me and my good, Prescription Wood

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Hysterical!!!

Good job! K&R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. It was giggled on to paper more than written

I was laughing the whole time I was writing it :rofl:

[WildClarySage]

2. That's grrrreat!!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Thank you! I'll hit the cereal aisle tomorrow

And thank Tony :D

[JeffR]

3. Genius. Just genius.

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Very kind of you to say sir.

:)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. Shameless kick for the PM crowd :)

:kick:

[bunkerbuster1]

5. Nice work. I just sang it, and you nailed it!

There's usually at least one uncomfortably "off" line in these parodies, but yours fits perfectly.

BTW though, oughta fix that "Whe" business, third line from bottom, if you still can.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Damm Typoze

I'm kinda used to em now lol

Thanks, this one happened all of a sudden. I remembered the title from the night before, and in under 20 minutes it was written, and posted 5 minutes later.

[ralps]

6. Great Parody SalmonChantedEvening!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Thank you ralps!

Pass this to the Malloy folk, I sure do miss the board :(

Work hours have been a bit hectic lately, but I read it in the morning when I can :pals: :loveya:

[11 Bravo]

7. Wow!

That's all, just wow.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. Wowed right back by your reaction

Thanks 11 bravo :patriot:

[BigBearJohn]

8. Another masterpiece!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Thanks BigBearJohn !

It was written before I knew it LOL

Practically wrote itself thanks to the Pigman's new folly :)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. you're a bad, bad fish!

:rofl:

I can't even remember the tune, but it doesn't really matter. :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Yay! Evil pays

Thankya Viva :blush:

[Glenda]

11. Wow!

:applause: :rofl: :applause:

I actually know this song. I had no idea it was called Norwegian Wood . Hmmmm...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Awright! I used one you knew :))

Glad you liked it Glenda :hug: :pals:

[Glenda]

24. Yeah, it makes a difference to have the tune playing

in the back of my head ;)

"I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me"

That's about all the lyrics I know...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. I cheat SHHHH

I go to lyrics websites in case I need help with the metering (and the words lol) of the song.

[Jade Fox]

13. Priceless....

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Speechless :)

:blush:

[dogday]

15. You are Marvelous! Darling!!!!!

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. You flatter me dogday

Most kind of you, and Hello Darlin right back at ya :D

[omega minimo]

21. So syntaxy!

:loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. Counter-Swoon

:hi: :loveya: :D

[bleever]

26. Top notch!

I give it my four sitar rating!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. LMAO!

four sitar HAAAAhhhaha :rofl:


Thanks bleever !!

[FredScuttle]

27. Top gear!

I daresay John Lennon hisself would be proud. And laughing hysterically.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. Cheers Fred!

That's as great a compliment as I'll ever be given.

Many thanks sir :)

[NMDemDist2]

32. rofl! superbly done sir!

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. Thank you AZDem!!

*hat tip* :D

[Swamp Rat]

33. LOL!

:rofl:

I think someone needs to visit Laura's doc for the good meds. :D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. Merci mon ami!!

You been doin ok? :pals: :hug:

The parody nearly wrote itself, it was done in less than 20 minutes. Them's the skeery ones lolol



OK... almost as skeery as Pickles ;)

:hi: