Had To Do It. Rush's Viagra Bust TIME Magazine Cover (photoshop)

[DistressedAmerican]

Thanks to BringEmOn for the phrase. I had to run with it when I saw the TIME cover.

Enjoy!

DA

[whistle]

1. Pretty good, but add Rush holding a sex toy instead of the cigar

[DistressedAmerican]

6. A Cigar Isn't Always A Cigar.

Besides Clinton used one. Why not Rush?

[Bandit]

38. I'm sure it is a Cuban against US embargo as well.

Rush openly brags about his Cubans....GOP shrugs...

[DeadManInc]

2. Too funny!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Sydnie]

3. Brilliant!

And quick too!

I am so glad you are posting again DA!

:woohoo:

Will Rush finally go down when they take his viagra away? :rofl:

[Cha]

54. Oh, That's Good!

Way too Good! :rofl:

[Erika]

4. Will Evangelicals still think of him as a party hero?

Will Cheney still visit his show? Will Sean Hannity still worship him? Will the W still think of him as a great American? Great post.

[eleny]

5. That makes so much sense

[whistle]

9. Hi Rush, mega dildos......

[silverlib]

14. It depends on what "party"...

Is he part of the repug limousine sex scandal party? If so, he's probaly really the "life" of more than just the conventional part of the Party.

[Brigid]

7. Hilarious!

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

8. Hahaha!!

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

10. MEGADILDOS! nt

[DistressedAmerican]

12. That's Not How It's Done!

More like this:

MEGADILDOS!

:rofl:

[upi402]

16. ditto

what about his hookers?

[DesertRat]

11. Excellent!

:applause: :rofl:

[Gregorian]

13. So unlike Pinnochio...

His prick needs a prop.

[stevedeshazer]

15. Love it.

That and the fact that Roger Hedgecock fills in for him. :)

[Swamp Rat]

17. k&r

edit: PLEASE!!! PM me the original photo of Rash Limpballs!!

[DistressedAmerican]

21. Done and Done.

Shop away!

[Generic Other]

18. HooooHoooo

Damn, Rush just made that too easy.

[Ravy]

19. Another erection they tried to steel (n/t)

[Buck Rabbit]

42. Ok I don't LOL. but if I did ......n/t

[Cha]

56. You're Good

Too! :rofl:

[chat_noir]

20. K&R

Great photoshopping!! Thanks!

:toast:

[DistressedAmerican]

22. Kicking Rush!

Take That Pigman!

[DistressedAmerican]

50. ...

[Jeffersons Ghost]

23. OMG TOO FUNNY!

[Totally Committed]

24. THAT is OUTSTANDING!

Stephanie Miller liked it, too!

TC

[Catherine Vincent]

25. Paging Distressed American!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1516324

[DistressedAmerican]

33. Rock On!

Just wait until the first of the month! I have something really funny loaded and ready to go for you all!

[npincus]

26. Steph Miller gave you props!

congrats!

[acmejack]

27. Nice job, DA!

The king of the shoppers...

[IChing]

28. nominated...once again your work gives me a smile

you were just mentioned on stephanie miller BTY..
good work my friend.

[wicket]

29. Awesome job!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LittleClarkie]

30. And is that cigar JUST a cigar?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Tsiyu]

31. Makes me happy to see your work

:yourock:

Hang in there and all the best to you and yours :hi:

[Generic Other]

32. Stephanie Miller just mentioned your work on AAR

Good job!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1516324

[Lasher]

34. I just emailed this Time cover to all my Republican friends

Great job and soooo funny!

[DistressedAmerican]

35. I DO Hope That They Enjoy It!

LOL! :rofl:

[Lasher]

36. One repuke reply so far

He said he has a tie from Rush's collection just like the one he is wearing on your Time cover. I guess Limpmember sells ties and stuff to his followers.

He didn't say anything else. What can repukes say these days? I hardly ever see any more of their propaganda emails lately, where Saint Ronnie of Reagan's words echoed around the world to save us all from the USSR, or where Junior doesn't actually suck in every single respect, etc etc.

There are times when we should just have fun, and the advent of Bonergate is one of them! :rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

37. No Way! The Rush Collection? Sounds Like The Setup To An Insult,,,

"You douchebag! Does your momma dress your from the Rush Limbaugh collection or something?"

I have a couple of Jerry Garcia ties myself. There's the difference!

[Lasher]

51. It's twue, it's twue!!

OK, so I looked it up and found a site where they actually sell Limpmember ties! I guess right wing zombies recognize one another that way so that they can bond or whatever.

http://www.tieguys.com/Detailed/21.html

Still no other replies to my email. The repukes sure seem demoralized, since they don't want to fight any more. Too bad, I used to enjoy email battles with them.

That's groovy about the Garcia tie. I saw The Dead in Zainesville, Ohio a couple of years before Jerry bought the farm. I wore my love beads from the '60s and the Deadheads thought I was cool.

[DistressedAmerican]

52. You WERE COOL! Still Are!

Yeah,

Jerry made some sweet ties.

Saw the dead many times while Jerry was still with us. Sadly, passed on tickets to the last show as I was a bit broke and "hey, they'll be back soon enough anyway".

Always are. Right? Sad.

[CrispyQ]

39. Good one!!

Even down to the tacky tie.

:toast:

[jadedconformist]

40. This will be all over the net. Just watch..

I just e-mailed it to several people. :)

[DistressedAmerican]

41. We Can Hope!

I just want the fat ass to get an eyeful himself.

Thanks for spreading it around. Really helps get the word out on these fools!

[Ksec]

43. ugh. Anything with rush and sex in it makes me nauseated.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

44. Bwahahahaha!!

THAT is magnificent DA!! Keeper!!


:yourock: :pals: :kick:

[Joanne98]

45. You should have put Bonergate on it somewhere too......

Other than that it's perfect.

[dogday]

46. A++++++++++ For your efforts-----Wonderful

Thanks for this....:hi:

[Gabi Hayes]

47. did anybody else notice, as you scrolled down that picture,

that you were surprised when the white stuff on his fat, disgusting, porcine face turned out to be cigar smoke?

[robertpaulsen]

48. Just made this my wallpaper at work. Outstanding, DistressedAmerican!

Best laugh I've had all day!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

49. Don't Let Me Get You Fired!

LOL!

[robertpaulsen]

57. No, I work in a theatre. Everyone here hates Rush!

And they love what you did. Thanks again!

[Cha]

53. OMG! At first glance I thought

it said "Election Fraud"! Yeah, pigbo's job is to brainwash the sheeps with lies about "family values", but what to do when ya get BUSTED for VIAGRA when you're not even MARRIED? In fact, ya can't even keep a spouse happy?

Is that a Dominican cigar or a Cubano? I bet this has been so hard-on him. :)

[DistressedAmerican]

55. LOL!

I just hope "it stands up in court"! That would be something to see!

:rofl: