I thought repukes were about family values - why does Rush need Viagra?

[LynneSin]

I mean, he's not married and according to republican family values it's all about the sanctity of marriage. So why does Rush need Viagra if he's not married

I'm confused here - help me understand - I truly believed that all these unmarried conservatives would save themselves until marriage.

[napi21]

1. Awe sh*t! Is that all he had?

I was really hoping for some real scripts!

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. As I have discovered with Conservs

they talk the talk, whether it is family values, personal responsibity, you mention it... but they don't walk it, just a shtick

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Show me a GOPer and I'll show you a pooch pumping POS!

He had a hot date with a reporter I bet...

[babylonsister]

4. Bwahahahahaha!! Ahem - I agree. I can't believe Rush would

be acting so downright lewd without the sanctity of marriage to shore him up. It must be a mistake!

[Kerrytravelers]

5. So, I suppoer he and darin kagen (sp?) are having marital relations

before marriage?

Call the family values police!

[Poiuyt]

10. I though she dumped him?

[Kerrytravelers]

11. Oh. She developed a sense of taste, huh?

Or perhaps a sense of shame.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. For a 300 pound d*ck like Limbaugh, it's like taking daily vitamins

[Wrinkle_In_Time]

7. DO NOT PUT THAT VISION IN MY MIND!

Sorry for shouting.

Look, I'm no oil-painting myself and I think that consensual adult sex is a good thing ... but there is not enough bleach in the world to rid my mind of the vision of that bastard with an erection.

Without getting into any visual imagery, is he still schtupping Daryn Kagan? Does she still appear on CNN?

EDITED: for spacing in the subject and to include the apology.

[johnnie]

8. I'm guessing he will say

That all the blood rushing to his brain was making him too smart so he needed it to rush elsewhere. You know as well as I do that republicans don't have sex outside of marriage. God wouldn't approve.

[tinfoil tiaras]

9. RUSH+VIAGRA=

NURRRSSSSSTTTTYYY!!!

Sorry to be so inmature about it but seriously, who would wan't to do that guy anyway.....

[ladjf]

12. You mean he's a fornicator?

[Skittles]

13. they are all hypocritical bastards

every damn one of them