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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:07 AM
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Interesting Bush joke
My wife says this joke has appeared on several romance authors and readers lists recently...

Telling, I think.

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George Bush went to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts his hand up and George
asks him his name.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess. When they resume, George says, "OK, where
were we? Oh, that's right - question time! Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts his hand up. George points to him and asks his
name.

"Steve."

"And what is your question, Steve?"

I have five questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the
recess bell ring 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the heck happened to
Billy?"
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:12 AM
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1. Love It !!
:toast:
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:14 AM
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2. They have this kind of power and they say they are above the Law.
Scarey, but True.
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kittenpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:36 AM
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3. that's good!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 02:07 PM
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4. Heard it before,
it is good and way too prophetic.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 08:27 PM
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5. Uncontrollable evil guffaws
Your work here is done :D
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 09:39 PM
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6. Love it!
:rofl:
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 10:09 PM
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7. Very funny. Sending it on.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 10:15 PM
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8. ouch
that is a good one. Thanks for posting.
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