Beware of the "gay agenda"..

[splat@14]

http://www.pamspaulding.com/weblog/2005/02/great-bumper-stickers-to-show-your.html

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. So we're all up to speed, it follows below:

The Homosexual Agenda:

6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast

9:00 am Hair appointment

10:00 am Shopping

12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM (Here's the really important part)

1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed

[Deja Q]

1. I thought we were too busy schtoopipng each other and passin' AIDS.

:eyes:

[splat@14]

3. I always wondered how that word was spelled!

[dogday]

2. Pretty soon they will be called terrorist

this is just a boat-load of crap to take people's minds off the real issues of people dying every day for a lie...

Those type of hate-mongers always have a common hate denominator to bring them together... They all love to hate....

[jobycom]

4. Where's the part about marrying snakes in India? nt

[donsu]

5. a repug. relative once asked me about the homosexual agenda and

not being gay I didn't know and said to him "they have an agenda? what is it?" he changed the subject. (he thinks I'm gay because I'm a feminist - roll of eyes)

thank you, finally I know what the agenda is.

(damn I could use those 40 winks)

[undeterred]

6. OK now I wanna be gay, except for the 6am workout

Can I have 6am debauched sex instead? :evilgrin: