From Al Franken's Blog: A joke contest at Ann Coulter's expense

[CatWoman]

Lazy Comedian: Ann Coulter
by Eric Hananoki on June 19, 2006 - 10:46am.
Ann Coulter, in an interview with a right-wing website, said the following about decorated veteran and Congressman John Murtha:

"The reason soldiers invented 'fragging.'"

Fragging, if you don't know, "means soldiers attempting to kill their own officers for one reason or another."


Al wants you to make your own "joke"-- at Ann Coulter's expense, of course. Fill in the joke:

ANN COULTER IS THE REASON THEY INVENTED ______

And email your response here: http://shows.airamericaradio.com/alfrankenshow/feedback. Please keep them radio appropriate.

We'll read the best ones on the air.

http://shows.airamericaradio.com/alfrankenshow/

[ThomCat]

1. When the best ones get read on the air,

someone please post them. :)

[MikeDuffy]

2. ... the hook

in vaudeville.

[greenbriar]

3. BIRTH CONTROL

!!!!!!!!!!

[CatWoman]

4. are you going to send it in?

:D

[greenbriar]

6. I did

it was the only thing I could say on the air! :)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. I was going to say abortion.

Or coat hangers.

[Buddyblazon]

7. hormone therapy.

turtle necks.

[Smooth Operator]

8. Castration

Because nothing less will do.

[Buddyblazon]

9. ...rubber gloves.

blow up dolls.

doggie style.

[Buddyblazon]

10. rotten vegatables.

the GONG!

assisted suicide.

beano?

[Buddyblazon]

11. Vo-ban.

Food.

Pectoral Implants.

Toilet seat covers.

[Buddyblazon]

12. Totally unrelated...

Hey Ann, I'm sick of seein' ya'...could you stand sideways for a minute?

[Buddyblazon]

13. How many Ann Coulter's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. 1...1 to hold the lightbulb and the world revolves around her.

B. Only 2...but I can't figure out how they got in there.

[CatWoman]

14. LOL

Buddy - you're on a roll :rofl:

[Buddyblazon]

18. Mercy killings.

air filled syringes.

dirty heroin.

viagra.

[zulchzulu]

15. Torpor

Look it up...

[LiberalHeart]

16. Um...

1. cream pies

2. Lysol

3. Raid

4. Roach Motel

5. psychiatrists

6. Ensure

7. remote controls

8. dildos

9. fact checkers

10. silence

[CatWoman]

17. cream pies????

love it!!!!!

:rofl:

[Mad_Dem_X]

20. Fact checkers - love it! n/t

[tallahasseedem]

34. Bravo on the "fact checker"!

[King Coal]

19. Here's some:

Hiya Cat! :hi:

the term scab
the litter box
bed pans
nothing lower, it stops with her.
10' poles
putting a paper bag over your sex partner's head
the 2 bag system, a bag for your head in case her's slips off.

[NYCGirl]

21. "10' poles" is a winner! LOL! NT

[CatWoman]

27. YUP!!!

:rofl:

Hi, KC!!

:hi:

[King Coal]

28. Feel free to send it in.

[King Coal]

25. Or, "Flowering Feces" as a nicknaming convention.

Yep, if Rove can be called "Turd Blossum", Ann qualifies as "Flowering Feces."

[warrens]

22. Burying someone up to their neck in sand near an ant hill and...

Pouring tree sap over their head.

[im10ashus]

23. ANN COULTER IS THE REASON THEY INVENTED ______

1 the remote control
2 birth control
3 the straight jacket
4 lithium
5 Raid bug killer

[sui generis]

24. ...the discount book bin

...the divorce

...family values

...the burka

...food

[im10ashus]

26. "the burka"

Best one yet! That gets my nomination!


Edited to add: duct tape.

[Mandate My Ass]

29. The $1 table at the bookstore

The mute button

[tnlefty]

30. Blinders and OSHA approved earplugs!

Along with bleach.

[Junkdrawer]

31. ear plugs n/t

[Darkhawk32]

32. Barf Bags, Abortions, Sex-change operations... n/t

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

33. Suppositories, . . .

free spaying at your local humane society
turtle necks
sharp sticks (for one's own eyes)
alcohol
Triscuits

[NI4NI]

35. and Pooper Scoopers

[madmusic]

37. LOL, ya beat me to it.

[madmusic]

36. paper sacks

hypocrisy
propaganda
hate speech
critical thinking
informal fallacies
the mute button
war

[Obamarama]

38. Chemotherapy.

The bitch is one big, ugly malignancy.

[Beelzebud]

39. Valtrex.

[BreweryYardRat]

40. Here's mine.

the reason they invented...those biohazard disposal bins you see in hospitals.

[TahitiNut]

41. ... the "double coyote ugly" rating.

:shrug: