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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 12:22 AM
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because we all need a good laugh
(this was in my email today, and just wanted to share the laugh with everyone)

The Box of Chocolates

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were
married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile
about the next time you open a box of chocolates.

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona
when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the
trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo
woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got
into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small
talk with the Navajo woman.
The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw,
studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next
to Sally.
"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box of chocolates. I
got it for my husband".

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with
the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
"Good trade."
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 12:49 AM
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1. That is very funny.
I have a plaque on my wall.

"I got a dog for my ex-husband.
It was the best trade I ever made."
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 06:57 AM
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3. My ex-wife got the house, the car, the bank account, and the dog.
I sure miss that dog.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:22 PM
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4. :D
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:33 AM
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2. ...and then the president looked up and asked "How many is a Brazillion?"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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