"Isn't Michelle Malkin the Sweetest, Smartest, Most Lovely Person Ever?"

[Bluebear]

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[Richard Steele]

8. And retrieve them via garden hose for the encore.

She kinda developed the encore from necesity- It's not
like anyone else is ever willingly gonna touch them!

(It's funny, I would never have thought the word 'queef'
could get any nastier...But then you go and connect it to Me-Shill MagLaLaLand...)

[benburch]

14. I can't take credit for that slur

It was Mykeru's

[RoyGBiv]

2. Every time I see her ...

I think of that Khmer Rouge guard from _The Killing Fields_ that takes the prisoner and places a blue, plastic bag over his head to suffocate him.

Pure evil resides in that face.

[charlie]

7. She's an unsettling mix

of soulless prison guard and mall-girl vapidity. Last time I saw her, I tried to count the number of eyerolls, exasperated "tsk"s, and bug-eyed "DUH!"s from her and couldn't keep up.

[Richard Steele]

3. Oh yes, absolutely!

She is the epitome of class and grace,
a shining beacon of rationality,
the veritable 'Goddess of Rational Discourse'.

She must be, because any LESSER 'anchor-baby' would never dare
to rail against evil foreigners who are allowed to stay in our great nation
simply because their child was born here with automatic US citizenship,
like her temporary-visa Filipino parents did.

And surely it takes a non-caucasion of RARE perception
to actually PRAISE our WWII "Asian Concentration Camps"
DECADES after the US Government itself apologized for them?

All those hundreds of millions of people who regard her
as a pandering whore of the lowest order are just JEALOUS
of her brilliance, that's all.

And as for those other millions of folks who think
she's about as "stable" as a burlap sack full of cats
in the middle of a burning meth-lab?
LIBERALS, every last one of 'em!

[Bluebear]

6. Bravo.

Just bravo.

[Richard Steele]

11. Disclaimer: Credit where it's due...

I heard the "sack of cats in a burning meth lab" line
on TV somewhere, and I've been waiting for the right
moment to paraphrase it.

Most likely it was one of those there cartoon programs
on cartoon network "Adult Swim".
Them 'Adult Swim' folks is doin' the LORD'S work, I tellYaWhut!

[Rex]

4. Dam that first picture!

HEE HAW!!!! HEE HAW!!!! :rofl:

[davidinalameda]

5. next to Ann Coulter she is

we all love Ann

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[Swamp Rat]

10. "Tokyo Rose"

She, the harpy named Malkin, has grown into the part quite well.

[Jara sang]

12. She looks like a horse.

In that pic.

[BreweryYardRat]

13. Lock her in a room with George Carlin.

He'd make her into a fucking toothpick!

[driver8]

15. The last time I saw a mouth like that...

it had a hook in it!