O'LOOfer 2fer: He's out of porn and he needs to pay for some body armor

[UTUSN]

He had a segment with a woman-with-a-book about how scandalously promiscuous the younger generation is, that even GIRLS have bachlorette parties "where they hire some guy to DO THINGS" and how kids DON'T DATE anymore just have sex-without-involvement. O'LOOFAH was just INNOCENT about everything. At every step in the litany, he would be INCREDULOUS and say he DOESN'T KNOW about these things, and that he was sure things might be that way in sleazy Lib areas BUT NOT in the Midwest. The dour guest kept assuring him that sex was OUT OF CONTROL, although she didn't think to cite Bernie KERIK and Judith REGAN in their HOT WINGNUT SEX as examples. O'LOOFAH just tsked throughout and ended by saying that he's just OUT of the loop on things PORN. Then he must have made up that stuff about loofahs and fallafels.

He also had a segment with that wheezing general who informed O'LOOFAH that the troops are STILL paying for their body armor, that their expenses are, like, $1,000. O'LOOFAH asked him to repeat that they were PAYING for stuff. Didn't a JOURNALIST like O'LOOFAH find this out early on into the THREE YEARS of kicking Arab butt? Shouldn't he have heard of this earlier. He said that some (rich chickenhawks) could donate to individuals and the "Defense" Department could reimburse. How about THESE chickenhawks shelling out some cash:

Here's chickenhawk O'LOOFAH receiving the VFW Errect Loofah Award

[panader0]

1. OK , I admit, I'm a bit out of the loof, I mean loop, what is the

loofah deal?

[UTUSN]

2. You haven't heard about O'LOOFAH's sexual harassment

of a subordinate? Somebody will be able to provide the links to the court papers. A year or two ago a Faux employee filed against him saying he coerced her into business lunches where he would tell her his fantasies about him and her, plus phone calls to her, and these fantasies involved being in the shower and applying a loofah to her various body parts, except that his addled brain would unhinge at times in these conversations and he used the word "fallafel" instead of "loofah."

His ignorant skimming brain frequently lets slip words out of his xenophobic mindset, like when he used "wetback" in describing undocumented immigrants, where he meant to say "coyote."

O'LOOFAH Loofah treasury:
Heck, might as well...


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http://www.chemistrystore.com/loofah.htm

The Loofah Gourd is a member of the Cucurbitaceae ( Gourd ) family. The Loofah is spelled several different ways, i.e., Loofah, Luffa or Lufa. It's commonly known as the Washrag Gourd. It is the only plant known that can be raised and used as a sponge. The sponges are very versatile in that they can be used for bathing, washing dishes or scrubbing. The Loofah is widely used for bathing to invigorate the skin as well as gift giving and crafts. A distant cousin of the cucumber, Loofah's have been cultivated for bath time luxury for hundreds of years. Our Loofah's are grown in Guatemala specifically for The Chemistry Store. They are of the softer variety and are not as scratchy as normal Loofah sponges. Add them to your melt & pour soap project or simply include them in your gift baskets.

Our shipment has arrived! The Loofah's this year are larger than the previous years product. They can be cut to whatever size you need. All the sponges have a 2-3 inch plus diameter. You won't find loofah's anywhere at this price. The sponges are packed flat and will expand to normal round shape after they have be wet.

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And there's this-----------SUPPORT GROUP!!!!11 -----for the loofah dependent:

Loofah articles, support groups, and resourcesLoofah articles, support groups, and resources for patients from Med Help International (www.medhelp.org). ... Loofah. Q&A from our Ask The Doctor Forums: arm acne? ...
www.medhelp.org/HealthTopics/Loofah.html - 4k - Cached - Similar pages

[Suich]

3. Here's a link:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html
Click on Caribbean shower fantasies.

You can also google "o'reilly loofah."

Enjoy!

:hi:

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Ah, how truly fortunate we are to have such righteous

guardians of the Nation's purity.



Anyway, these cats are just pissed because none of the horny bachelorettes and steamy young promiscuous adults will have anything to do with them.