Calling all liberals, Democrats, Independents, & Supporters of Democracy!!

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This is a Call for a big headline snatching news dump to steal the thunder of * and the turd.

And to make a pre-emptive attack on any poll bouncing for * that is happening!!

Required:

Must be something the MSM will eat up: gratuitous sex, violence always a plus

Must be big and about people of pop culture interest: you know Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Barry Bonds
or

People of political interest: Gannon, Scooter

Or

Even people worthy of admiration: Fitz, Clark, Clarke, Gore, Clinton, Bond.


Come one, come all! Bring your earth shattering or somewhat less impactful news out NOW. The time is ripe.

Even a good rumor if it is juicy enough...????

Do YOU know a potential Whistle Blower who is sitting on the fence? Help them jump into the arena of public life today!!

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1. LIBERALS DON'T BURN FLAGS ON FLAG DAY

In a bow to the symbol of freedom, liberals, who daily burn and trash the flag have given up the action at least for one day.

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2. Hehe! We need a press release on that one!

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3. 25,000 Liberal Democrats at an undisclosed location awaiting the rapture!!

They are privvy to inside information that the event is imminent.

Gotta go before they trace my internet connection to this undisclosed location!!

[zalinda]

4. Polyamory destined to hit the main stream America

as more and more Americans face the realization that 2 people working in the family can't bring them out of poverty. The only solution is to add more adults into the family, and thus make polyamory a way of life.

http://www.polyamorysociety.org/


Is this the type of news you want?

zalinda

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5. Hehe! Yes that is good. It would also help to have some examples of

such families.

Like that Frist, Kyl, and Pat Robertson are secretly "married" into one such a family.

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6. Folks, we have a winner! Thanks Larry Johnson!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=1443508

http://noquarter.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/06/sacrificing_our.html#more