Bwahahaha!!! Urban Dictionary's definition of Freeper:

[Initech]

A FReeper is a member of Free Republic a supposedly open conservative forum devoted to issues dear to the hearts of Patriotic Americans.

Issues important to FReepers include;

1) Unlimited access to fire arms including but not restricted to; hand guns, machine guns, sniper rifles, RPG and other explosive anti personel weapons, as well as small nuclear devices. These weapons should be available for sale, by constitutional right, everywhere without restriction or registration.

It is also the constitutional right of every American to carry any and all of the above weapons in any public place including; churches, maternity wards, the public highways, sporting events and most appropriately, funerals.

2) The FReeper does not believe in Democracy accept at the State level. For the FReeper the Federal government is merely a vehicle for the usurpation of freedom by Communists and Democrats, (who FReepers view to be pretty much the same thing)

3)The FReeper is pro life except for illegal aliens (any brown non English speaking person), traffic violators and teenagers who walk across your lawn, all of whom can and should be shot in self defence.

4)The FReeper believes the world is divided into two groups; Freedom loving, God fearing, Americans (themselves) and
Communists, Illegal Alien Panderers, Islamofascists and their enablers (everyone else)

5) FReepers are tax hawks except for federal funding for the military for whom no amount of money earned, taxed or borrowed is ever too much. Any military adventure or cockamamy weapons program is worthy of patriotic support.

More:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=freeper

[Thickasabrick]

1. Priceless

[Iris]

2. for comparison's sake - here's what it says about DU

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Democratic+Underground

[Kurovski]

4. DU is a very, VERY bad place!

:rofl: They even name names in one definition. That person is a hell of a bitch!

Fuck Chimpy!!!

[Swamp Rat]

5. Looks like a few folks are projecting:

"A web-based forum/community with but one goal: overthrowing the American Republic and replacing it with a communist dictatorship.

DU is the web-based forum/community for the US communist party without actually calling itself communist. Being or liking a mainstream democrat like Joe Lieberman is not allowed on DU.

You are only allowed to post if you are at least as leftist as Karl Marx."

Pffft! :D

[Kurovski]

7. Karl Marx can suck my dick,

right after Chimpy gives him a hummer.

[Swamp Rat]

12. I'm glad you said Karl Marx cuz he's dead... you don't want to give Rove

any ideas. :D

[Kurovski]

17. Just a figure of speech. I'm sure Rove has enough ideas

of his own to keep the devil feeling at home in Rove's heart. ;-)

[Iris]

9. don't you mean. . .

fuck bunnypants?

[Kurovski]

18. Or...

fuck Chimpy in his bunnypants.

[EFerrari]

14. Fuck Chimpy twice!

Have any of those guys even read DU? And, why haven't I been banned yet? :silly:

[Kurovski]

19. Don't STOP fucking Chimpy.

You're here due to a foreign exchange program between DU the planet
Mars.

No, I mean HEAVEN! :bounce:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[EFerrari]

24. That's Tralfamador!

And, fuck Chimpy!

:hi:

[Kurovski]

27. Frickedy, frackedy, fuckfuckFUCK CHIMPY!!!

Oops, I forgot. Hail to thee, Tralfamador!

[earth mom]

8. Was there a point to your post?

Other than slamming DU? :eyes:

[Iris]

11. ah. . .just that we aren't immune

And perhaps we should vote up the good definitions and vote down the bad ones?

[Swamp Rat]

13. Yes, good idea.

I just did.

"Free Republic

A racist, white power chat site operating as a conservative news discussion forum."

That about sums it up.

Free Republic = Nazis/KKK

[earth mom]

40. Sorry not buying it. eom

[Swamp Rat]

3. LOL! "and teenagers who walk across your lawn,"

:rofl:

They forgot a prominent feature of Freepers - inbreeding. :D

[Kurovski]

6. If you read the definitions of DU, we're all rich teenagers!

Cool! Now where's my fucking allowance?

I guess we're the little shits who're walking all over Freeper's lawns!:D

[Swamp Rat]

10. "rich White teenagers"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah, where's my fuckin' 'rich white boy' allowance? I want my goddamn back pay too!!! :D

[EFerrari]

15. What lawn do I have to walk across?

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

16. YEAH! What lawn???

I have dirt, rocks, dead plants, wood, garbage, nails, billions of pieces of broken slate and other Katrina related debris. Fortunately we've had rain, like today, to wash away the smell of dead people and animals.

They should also add another entry: Ex-Freeper = Someone who has discovered the truth about Bushler's agenda - kill the weak and poor, and enslave the rest.

[EFerrari]

23. But Cheney says he won't forget Katrina.

He probably means, he won't forget to count his kickbacks. :mad:

:hug:

[Kurovski]

22. I love that "long luxurious blond hair" of yours, sfxpat2000!

is it by Martex? :D

[EFerrari]

28. That's what I saw, reading the description. Malibu Barbie

walking -- tripping -- across the lawn. lol

[Kurovski]

30. You'd trip too, with those bizarre proportions.

Did you ever see the Whoopi Golberg character of a little girl who wanted long blond hair and would put a towel on her head?

[EFerrari]

32. Yes! I loved all her characters, especially Fontane.

"I have been through your pocketbook and I KNOW where you live."

[Kurovski]

33. The "ol Raisin".

"You smell somthin' bad? maybe you should cross your legs."

Brilliant. All of it.

[Kurovski]

20. I missed the white part.

Hey, whitey, get off MY LAWN! :rofl:

[Initech]

36. Rich white teenagers?

:spray:

If that's true, I want my pay too! And I want all back pay, taxes and compound interest!

[Marie26]

21. In our parents' basement, of course. :) nt

[Kurovski]

25. I'm RICH! I have a suite of rooms, 900 sq feet.

:D

[Marie26]

26. Cool! Can I crash at your place?

My basement's little & unheated. :(

[Kurovski]

29. I'm just kidding. Right now I'm poor as you can get and still hang on.

But really, why is yours unheated? Do you have a space heater?
Does it get cold where you are?

Are you really a teenager?

[upi402]

31. Shouldn't dictionaries use the word "except" correctly? not "accept"

Sorry, not usually this anal... but isn't the word dictionary in the title of the source?

"2) The FReeper does not believe in Democracy accept at the State level."

[Kurovski]

34. And--should dictionaries have such strong opinions?

More like an "Urban Guide", I'd say.

[Initech]

35. Yeah but this isnt really a dictionary.

It's the dictionary equivalent of "Faux News".

[upi402]

37. kids these days

:toast:

[Triana]

38. K & R! Why only ONE R on this! (n/t)

[madmusic]

39. Voted it a thumbs up

only about 600 more to go to beat their definnition (at the top).