Bush Has Given Us An Invitation; Please Reply

[BLUSH]

A couple of months back George W. Bush said, "Call me anything, but don't call me a racist."

We can call him ANYTHING but racist. Sounds like a good deal, doesn't it? Why haven't we taken him up on that offer???

So, what are all the things you would like to call him?

[BLUSH]

1. Wow, no takers?

[cry baby]

2. Heartless, evil sumbitch

swine!

[BuyingThyme]

3. crap hole

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. Keeping it simple...

[stillcool]

5. No Good MF ....

there's a second part, but it might 'annoy' someone, and I don't want to be arrested.

[butterfly77]

6. I think I can add a few adjectives ....

Arrogant, Incompetent, Bossy, Unprofessional, UNCIVILIZED, Mean, Dictator,Clueless, Illiterate,Spoiled, Incapable,Hateful, evil,non- christian,PUPPET can is that enough?

[BLUSH]

7. When this thread is "finished" ...

is there some way we can send him all these?

Hallmark?

:)

[elehhhhna]

8. asshatted pretzelsucking fuckbucket.

[Flying Dream Blues]

9. OOOOOOOOOOh, yeah! Good job.

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11. that's a mouthful!

:headbang:

[Gemini Cat]

20. Fuckbucket! I like it and will use it

It's better than mine which is Pissbucket.

[butterfly77]

10. your doing a f------d up job ...

bushit!

[ThatsMyBarack]

12. Der Chimpler!

Apologies to actual chimpanzees everywhere.

[BLUSH]

13. If anyone is familiar with the Batman TV series

The Boy Blunder! (was the Joker's line)

[Catshrink]

14. Asshole.

Says it all.

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15. pic

[Catshrink]

16. Says it all, doesn't it?

[Caretha]

17. Pignut Rumpfed Canker-Blossum

I had to go to my Shakespearean Insult Kit to come up with that. I personally am at a total loss of words anymore to describe the Gleeking Crook-pated Codpiece.

Be my guest if you are like me...at a loss for words.

Shakespearean Insult Kit

[Caretha]

18. Can't get the Shakespeare Insult page to work

It's an old link, so I'll just post the kit for you.

~Shakespearean Insult Kit~

Next time that you are at a loss for a good insult, use this
handy table to construct a Shakespearean insult. Combine one
word from each of the three columns below, and preface it
with the word "Thou":

|Col. 1 |Col. 2 |Col. 3 |


| artless | base-court | apple-john |
| bawdy | bat-fowling | baggage |
| beslubbering | beef-witted | barnacle |
| bootless | beetle-headed | bladder |
| churlish | boil-brained | boar-pig |
| cockered | clapper-clawed | bugbear |
| clouted | clay-brained | bum-bailey |
| craven | common-kissing | canker-blossom |
| currish | crook-pated | clack-dish |
| dankish | dismal-dreaming| clotpole |
| dissembling | dizzy-eyed | coxcomb |
| droning | doghearted | codpiece |
| errant | dread-bolted | death-token |
| fawning | earth-vexing | dewberry |
| fobbing | elf-skinned | flap-dragon |
| froward | fat-kidneyed | flax-wench |
| frothy | fen-sucked | flirt-gill |
| gleeking | flap-mouthed | foot-licker |
| goatish | fly-bitten | fustilarian |
| gorbellied | folly-fallen | giglet |
| impertinent | fool-born | gudgeon |
| infectious | full-gorged | haggard |
| jarring | guts-griping | harpy |
| loggerheaded | half-faced | hedge-pig |
| lumpish | hasty-witted | horn-beast |
| mammering | hedge-born | hugger-mugger |
| mangled | hell-hated | joithead |
| mewling | idle-headed | lewdster |
| paunchy | ill-breeding | lout |
| pribbling | ill-nurtured | maggot-pie |
| puking | knotty-pated | malt-worm |
| puny | milk-livered | mammet |
| qualling | motley-minded | measle |
| rank | onion-eyed | minnow |
| reeky | plume-plucked | miscreant |
| roguish | pottle-deep | moldwarp |
| ruttish | pox-marked | mumble-news |
| saucy | reeling-ripe | nut-hook |
| spleeny | rough-hewn | pigeon-egg |
| spongy | rude-growing | pignut |
| surly | rump-fed | puttock |
| tottering | shard-borne | pumpion |
| unmuzzled | sheep-biting | ratsbane |
| vain | spur-galled | scut |
| venomed | swag-bellied | skainsmate |
| villainous | tardy-gaited | strumpet |
| warped | tickle-brained | varlet |
| wayward | toad-spotted | vassal |
| weedy | unchin-snouted | whey-face |
| yeasty | weather-bitten | wagtail |

[lonestarnot]

19. RACIST!

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21. YOU CAN'T CALL HIM THAT!

We can call him anything and everything but that!!!!!

[lonestarnot]

22. OMG It's the MFR RACIST from HELL!