CNN Breaking: Alien abductions?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

I kid you not, it's the next story up.

Wasn't CNN a news station once upon a time.

They keep getting lamer and lamer.

[OhioChick]

1. Slow newsday, huh?

The M$M is getting like the (E) Entertainment channel.

[Kutjara]

2. They've been running this continuously...

...since last night, as if its the biggest story ever.

I only half listened to it but I think some mainstream film director has come out as believing in abductions, so that must mean that they're real. I mean, if someone in Hollywood says something's true, then it must be.

[Nikki Stone 1]

3. They've self=censored themselves into idiocy

Good Lord!

[Wickerman]

4. I wish the MSM had a 9-11 forum eq. n/t

[Chipper Chat]

5. W911-Freeperville

"ALL 911, ALL the time"

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. LOL!

[ray of light]

7. is there a link to this on their webpage?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. I have no idea. Probably.

[BlooInBloo]

8. Talking about mexican immigrants kidnapping blonde white women?

[Clark2008]

18. You forgot:

Married homosexual Mexican immigrants kidnapping blonde white women while buring the American flag.

[BlooInBloo]

20. Nailed it.

[peacetalksforall]

22. You have to work abortion into it, plus some guns or a suspicious backpack

[Clark2008]

26. Hooo-kay...

Married homosexual, anti-gun, flag-burning Mexican immigrants carrying suspicious backpacks and kidnapping blonde white women while forcing them to have abortions.

:hi:

[peacetalksforall]

33. Yep - thata's it! Good job! nt

[LibertyLover]

38. Dinar

Don't forget to include them having several thousand dollars' worth of Dinar in the suspicious backpack.

[survivor999]

34. Don't forget that "Men in black"

the movie, was all about the dual meaning of the word "alien".

[Progressive4Life]

10. They should change their name to WWNN (Weekly World News Network)

"And after alien abductions, Paula Zahn's exclusive interview with the bat boy!"

[Uncle Joe]

11. They might just be pulling out their fifth column before

global warming hits and generally screws life up as we know it.:think:

[Rocknrule]

12. Gay, Muslim, illegal aliens are abducting Murkans!

:rofl:

[longship]

13. Where are the Bat Boy stories?

CNN headlines: "Boy Locked in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot"

The tabloidization of a formerly good news network.

How about some Bermuda Triangle stories?
Crop Circles!! Crop Circles!!!
We need some ghost stories, too.

Oh, and one more thing: Bod Dole *IS* a space alien.

[BlueStorm]

15. Ah yes, don't forget psychics who accurately predict the winning lotto

numbers... gotta have that, especially for a Republican run media outlet like CNN.


Blue

[Wrinkle_In_Time]

39. They already have that. Her name is Sylvia Brown.

She appears on "Larry King Live" (or as we like to call it in the Wrinkly household: "Larrikin Live" -- because he is one, albeit unintentionally).

If you would like to learn about this charlatan (Brown... King's sins are found elsewhere) please refer to The James Randi Educational Foundation.

CNN also features other charlatan, cynical, huckster frauds (e.g., John Edwards), which you will also find exposed on www.jref.com

[Gregorian]

14. Well duh! They've abducted the media.

You don't think Hannity and Colmes are humans do you? Only aliens could be so inhuman and calculated.

I mean, John Gibson human? Come on! Have you ever seen hair like that on a real person? He's from Uranus.

[Uncle Joe]

16. And don't forget "Whats Her Name"

I believe her to be a hybrid of Ferengi and Borg. One other addition to John Gibson, I believe Gannon/Guckert also came from Uranus. (must be a crowded planet) :shrug:

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Next up: More Shiny, Glittery Objects To Keep You Mammals Distracted.

"But First, Here's Bob With The Weather"

[hiley]

19. check this out, why don't you?

The Disclosure Project



http://www.netro.ca/disclosure/npccmenu.htm

Download

http://disclosure.netro.ca/npcc.wmv

May 9,2001
National Press Club
Washington D.C.

Remember Sarah McClendon?
She sponsored this meeting.
http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&hl=en&q=sarah+mcclendon

http://www.disclosureproject.org/TributetoSarahMcClendon.htm


http://www.topsecrettestimony.com/default2.asp

Actually, this is interesting stuff.

http://www.disclosureproject.org/Events.htm

[eppur_se_muova]

27. "Download the low quality video" ? Editorial comment, perhaps ? nt

[hiley]

29. Well, I did not think it would be very interesting. However,

after watched the next day after saving I was pleasantly surprised.
The movie file is about UFOs not alien abduction.
You might be pleased with some of the speakers, as well.


Download:

http://disclosure.netro.ca/npcc.wmv

[acmejack]

21. At one time they were not only a news station, they were the news station!

Ancient history nowadays. BC-Before rita Cosby

[hootinholler]

40. nah, BTS

Before Ted Sold out. I believe he's stated that he regrets the error.

-Hoot

[michael_1166]

23. Stop snickering and connect the dots yourself.

Testimony of Dr Carol Rosin

Aliens: It's the final scare, after the cold war and the terrorist scare. And it's all a fake.

I didn't know it's already that late.

[earth mom]

24. So is this how they're going to explain it when people get hauled off

to the detention camps? That it is was an alien abduction and they don't know what the fuck happened to your mother, father, sister, brother, kid, friend, neighbor, lover? :scared:

[Speck Tater]

25. OK, Alien Abduction is probably hogwash, BUT...

... Just suppose it were for real. Then it would, indeed, be HUGE news.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

28. LOL

You know, they could show us footage and we wouldn't believe them!

[zippy890]

30. WAIT, here Duers! I am disappointed

isn't anybody a little curious here?

got a link Tom?

I for one am interested and open-minded when it come
to any credible news story about aliens -

it may in fact be a stupid story, but how about
some genuine scientific curiosity?

[Posteritatis]

32. Yeah, what zippy said!

Given the tone of CNN lately, I'm assuming it's simply rambling about Them Durned Furr'ners abducting white folk or something like that, but...

[BlackVelvet04]

31. I wasn't abducted by aliens....

I AM an alien. :-)

[survivor999]

35. I used to be an alien

But I was transformed.

[BlackVelvet04]

36. Transformed to what?

;-)

[survivor999]

37. conformist US zombie

Ahahah! :)

[upi402]

41. Ted Turner can't believe what crap it has turned into n/t

Mike Malloy said that in the 'Changing the Media, Changing the Nation' event in Seattle. On now -stream the audio and video;
http://am1090seattle.com/pages/32183.php

[Telly Savalas]

42. Why's everybody complaining about this?

Sure it's total fucking nonsense, but it's still a big step up from Wolf Blitzer. Good to seem 'em raising their standards.

[Ilsa]

43. Next up: Wolf Blitzer: "I see dead people."

Paula Zahn: "It's all for you, Damien!" (I wish)

Daryn Kagan: "They're here!"

[brainshrub]

44. My theory: Its to distract from the Iraqi abductions going on right now.

Read BaghdadBurning:

http://www.riverbendblog.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_riverbendblog_archive.html#114954848489173468

According to people working and living in the area, around 15 police cars pulled up to the area and uniformed men began pulling civilians off the streets and from cars, throwing bags over their heads and herding them into the cars. Anyone who tried to object was either beaten or pulled into a car. The total number of people taken away is estimated to be around 50.

This has been happening all over Iraq- mysterious men from the Ministry of Interior rounding up civilians and taking them away. It just hasn’t happened with this many people at once. The disturbing thing is that the Iraqi Ministry of Interior has denied that it had anything to do with this latest mass detention (which is the new trend with them- why get tangled up with human rights organizations about mass detentions, torture and assassinations- just deny it happened!). That isn’t a good sign- it means these people will probably be discovered dead in a matter of days. We pray they’ll be returned alive…

In other words, if the corporate media hype up alien abduction stories then the public will think "aliens" rather than "Iraq" when the subject of abductions start hitting the news.

On the other hand, maybe my tinfoil hat is on too tight.

What do you think?

[brettdale]

45. I saw that

On CNN International, yeppers, are CNN and Faux one in the same?

[LibertyorDeath]

46. Abduct the whole fucking network please for the love of god

you can probe them all you want!!!

Cheers....