A recruiter just visited me in my classroom

[noamnety]

while I was giving final exams. :(



She gave me a copy of the gay agenda and welcomed me to the family.

Gay Agenda:

1. Destroy heterosexual marriage and family
2. Go shopping for clothes/tools

I think they need a larger budget, their brochures seem to be hand-written on lined paper.

(I'm not so sure about this avatar of solidarity.)

[seemunkee]

1. No toaster?

[noamnety]

2. Was I supposed to get one of those?

darn. I did get a family membership card (again, on lined paper). Need to find out where I can get discounts with that.

[TechBear_Seattle]

3. Toaster ovens are so 90s

Nowadays, they hand out iPods. Haven't you been going to the meetings?

[acmejack]

4. Demand your Ipod!

Make sure it is the 60Gig model too, they will try to palm off the 40 if they can get away with it...