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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 07:48 PM
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In honor of Busby: the Parable of the Dry Powder
During the American Revolution, Colonel Harry Reid was sent to gaurd a key mountain pass. He had twenty men, the high ground, and a good view of all possible routes of attack, but just one small keg of gunpowder to defend the pass.

Each soldier would have powder to let just ten bullets fly. General Washington was thinking of this when he bid them good-bye. He said, "Take care boys, and keep your powder dry!" He would regret those words for they led good men to die.

One night as Reid and his boys were sitting around the campfire at their post up in the pass, a grizzly bear got scent of them and into their camp crashed. Johnny grabbed his musket and aimed at the charging bear. But before he could squeeze the trigger, Col. Reid jumped up and said, "Stand fast! Our bullets are for Redcoats, save our powder for them instead!" Johnny held his fire and the bear tore out his throat.

As the bear began to eat him, the other soldiers grabbed their guns, but Reid said, "Fight him if you must, but no bullets should let fly. Washington has ordered we must keep our powder dry."

So they turned their muskets round and swatted with the butts, they pulled their Bowie knives and they tried to slash his guts. The bear just took the beating, but he would stand the cuts. He turned on his attackers clawing flesh and chewing heads. By the time that he was finished, half Reid's men were lying dead.

Reid thought it a victory for that keg was tight and dry. Every bit of powder meant a Redcoat boy would die.

When the dead were buried, and the night lightened to day,
The watch saw Indians approaching with warpaint and sharpened blades. Bob whispered to Reid, "They are fighting for the crown." "That may be so," said Reid, "but when Redcoats come around, we need every bit of powder to shoot each soldier down."

Bob was going to answer when a bullet hit his lung.
The Indians weren't as stingy with their own powder drum.
Harry took the powder and he began to run.
Half his men were killed again,
just five left from when he had begun.

"Now we can fight," he said.
"We have plenty for each gun."

As the day was fading and they lay up there in wait, a half dozen Redcoats approached them, lined up perfect in their sights.

Tom pulled back his hammer and almost fired a shot,
but Harry grabbed his barrel and said this squad need not be fought. "A bigger army's coming, and no powder can be lost."

"But if we all are dead, then who will fire the shot?" Tom tried to wrest rifle, but in the struggle it went off. The Redcoats were upon them, and then all five were caught.


While he tied their hands, the British sargeant asked why they hadn't fired a shot. Harry Reid said nice and loudly, "I cannot tell a lie, Gen. Washington himself told me to keep my powder dry."

"But if you shot the bear, your men would have lived to fight. And if you shot the Indians, and put a bullet in my eye, you could have stole our powder and have more to be kept dry."


The soldier took his bayonet, and Harry had to die. But he cut loose the others and told them to fly, and he even gave them the powder keg with Reid's head in it to keep the powder dry.

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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:01 PM
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1. Really, what on earth are our "leaders" waiting for. One could imagine
they are waiting for their corporatist buddies in the other half of the party to win. Or at least not beat them like the ninnies many of them are.
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yorgatron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:03 PM
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2. Kicked and recommended
:kick:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:42 PM
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4. they can't criticize GOP on business issues because they want to
win those corporate donors over.
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Tesha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 10:01 AM
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13. They never actualy intend to deploy the powder.
Most Democrats are so afraid of taking a stand that
they prefer that the powder never be used.

Stop listening to/voting for that sort of Democrat.
Instead, study Feingold and Kucinich and, to an
increasing measure each day, Al Gore.

"Fire the weapons!"

Tesha
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:09 PM
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3. I cannot stand that catchphrase..
"keep your powder dry" ???!!! .... fer crying out loud.. YUCK !!!!
It's like some asshole saying "keep it in your pants" or "why don't you just shut up"

May god protect the person who dares tell me "keep my powder dry"

POW
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 09:01 PM
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5. LOL here's one that makes cynical sense
the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 09:23 PM
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7. I had a client who believed that
and you know what.. they were always in second place
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 10:07 PM
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9. Same here...C_U_L8TR
That phrase bugs the hell out of me. I think of facial powder that women use. So it says to me that a women shouldn't get upset because her powder may run.

And here they were talking about gun powder....

Use it or lose it!
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 09:13 PM
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6. Yep !!! - As Revolutionaries, WE Kinda Suck, Ya Know ???
:( :evilfrown: :(
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 09:39 PM
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8. sometimes I go crazy and don't watch TV
I hope I don't get a knock on the door:hide:
Do you think Americans will get in the street before it's completely gone?
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:05 PM
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10. if Bush had invaded Iran and started a world war, that would have done it
now I'm not sure what will.
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:13 PM
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11. Well Done.

Should be set to music!!

E-Mail a copy to EVERY Dem in DC

:patriot:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 12:55 AM
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12. I'm going to send it to Ed Schultz. He was mad about Dems shorting
Busby and convinced me to finally get this in writing.
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