why is this son of a bitch smiling?

[mopaul]

By Gregg Zoroya, USA TODAY
When the stress of the war in Iraq becomes too severe, the Pentagon has a suggestion for military families: Learn how to laugh.
With help from the Pentagon's chief laughter instructor, families of National Guard members are learning to walk like a penguin, laugh like a lion and blurt "ha, ha, hee, hee and ho, ho."

No joke.

"I laugh every chance I get," says the instructor, retired Army colonel James "Scotty" Scott. "That's why I'm blessed to be at the Pentagon, where we definitely need a lot of laughter in our lives."

-------laugh and the world laughs with you, die, and you die alone....

[AtomicKitten]

1. you call that a smile?

It looks like his upper lip is stuck to his teeth.

* shudder *

[mopaul]

2. a rabid vampire if there ever was one

[Tsiyu]

3. TOP TEN REASONS

1. It's a hell of a lot easier to destroy a democracy than any of us thought!

2. Dumbya and Laura just gave me lifesized murals of torture victims at Gitmo - I'm gonna redecorate my den.

3. HeHe - Alito said "strip searching 10-year-old girls without warrants is the new American Way." I'm so proud!

4. Tamiflu is making me VERY, VERY rich!

5. Constitution? What Constitution! A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

6. They only THINK they don't like Alito. Wait'll they see the psychopath who's next in line!

7. I just listened in while a grandmother cried after she learned her home in New Orleans is GONE and I got a hard- on! Without Viagra!

8. Just got notification: my application to take over Hell has been received and is being reviewed.

9. Jeff Gannon just left after examining my briefs.

10. Three words: Iran, Iran and Iran.

[mopaul]

4. eeexcellent...(tenting fingers)

[Tsiyu]

5. Good to see ya up mopaul

I wish I could have come to KC last Friday. One of these days, antigone382 and I will make it up there for a show.

And, thanks! :P

[mopaul]

6. 1st friday in february

7-11 hope to see ya!

[Tsiyu]

7. I'll see what we can do!

Thanks for letting me know. :hi:

[Swamp Rat]

11. Bom dia meu!

:hug:

This one:

"7. I just listened in while a grandmother cried after she learned her home in New Orleans is GONE and I got a hard- on! Without Viagra!"

[Tsiyu]

12. Como vai?

Seu quadro e um trabalho bem feito, como sempre.

How is Whoopie? ;)

[NMMNG]

8. Because neither he, nor any of his loved ones,

will be coming home in a body bag. :grr:

[me b zola]

9. That story is just disturbing

"ha, ha, hee, hee and ho, ho." Is *this* the pentagon's idea of mental health care for our returning vets? :mad: :grr:

[mopaul]

10. i can understand ha, ha, and maybe a little hee hee,

but ho, ho just seems wildly inappropriate. but then, so does this whole administration

[newyawker99]

13. My eyes! My Eyes!

:puke:

[AlCzervik]

14. "The war is a disaster but i just saved a lot money on my car insurance"

[txindy]

18. **sputter**

:rofl:

:rofl:

[spanone]

15. Jeezus, please put a warning on this thread. Scared the shit out of me.

n/t

[hatrack]

16. Geez, nice Roebuckers, Don

You'd think he could afford better dentures, but I guess you'd be wrong!

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. Thank gawd I have not had my breakfast yet this morning

or it would be all over my monitor after looking at that face of evil.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Rockholm]

19. His dentures are truly gross. Polident Man!

New nickmane? Polident Man.