Freepers are making fun of our Gay-ness!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

:rofl:

I got quoted! I'm famous! :woohoo:

To: PJ-Comix
Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!! Then I go back to men.
I thought people couldn't choose to be gay. Guess lies in the agenda are exposed every day.

:rofl:


To: PJ-Comix
Hmmm....everyone is gay on 06/06/06?? Coincidence...

:rofl:

To: socialismisinsidious
They continue to indoctrinate new generations of followers in schools and through corporate "diversity training" re-education programs.

74 posted on 06/06/2006 6:40:16 AM PDT by weegee

:rofl:

[roguevalley]

1. they're just jealous of you. ;)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. Hell! I'm jealous of me! I've never gotten so much action!

:rofl:

[roguevalley]

13. and never has that attention been more deserved! LOL!

[MuseRider]

2. Screw them.

Ewwww on second thought just ignore them. :hi:

[Swamp Rat]

6. Leave the 'screwing of freeptards' to Jeff Gannon!

:rofl:

[bunkerbuster1]

3. Hey Free-Pigs--DU done made me GAY!

I had been hetero for forty somethin' years but alla sudden I found myself puttin' a pink triangle and getting THE GAY COOTIES!

[beam me up scottie]

4. " corporate "diversity training" " ???

They told me it was a safety seminar.

I'd better wear pants.

Or should I wear a skirt?

I don't want them to get to me, dammit !!!

Freeper wisdom:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

31. I have an unexplained urge to wear hotpants and dance with other men

That was after posting in a DU thread about dialectic materialism. Posters with rainbow flag and pink triangle avatars have been desensitising me to the "gay".

[shadowknows69]

32. Diversity is so unamerican

what, do you think we're a melting pot or something? Only hetero, white, christians settled this nation.

[diamondsndust]

5. PISS on the freepers.... friggin' lowlifes...

[mrreowwr_kittty]

7. Okay, the guy who calls himself socialismisinsidious

Is complaining about corporate diversity training. Can't have it both ways, dude. :eyes:

[Quantess]

47. LOL, maybe

just maybe, that freeper secretly does want it "both ways"! :D snicker

[jobycom]

8. Hm. Guess their mommies read your post to them.

Who knew their mommies could read?

[orleans]

12. laura bush knew--she taught them how to read

then she read them some wild women bedtime stories (just to get back at george for messing around with victor and that democrat running nevada governor leola!)

[Contrary1]

37. Laura was in Indianapolis yesterday...

She looked mad, hung-over, drugged up, etc...

Living with the Idiot Son has really taken a toll on her.

http://cmsimg.indystar.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Dato=20060607&Kategori=NEWS01&Lopenr=606070461&Ref=AR&Q=80&MaxW=500&MaxH=400&Site=BG&Q=80&Border=0&Title=0

[orleans]

68. rumor has it she has been living in the mayflower hotel

since she found out the fool on the hill was screwing condi

she should be pissed, but well rested

[LiberalInGeorgia2005]

10. Yeah ignore it

There is some idiot on there who always post threads trying to make people here look bad. Anyone can look bad in the light he suns. Just ignore it.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

15. I usually do ignore them, but curiosity got the best of me tonight...

plus I've been drinkin a little.

I always do stupid things when I've been hittin the bottle!

[Pachamama]

11. I find that anyone making "fun of gay-ness" does so because they fear

their own desires and are confused by them and even angered by them....

Poor Freepers....I feel bad for those tormented souls....They are just wanting to explore theirs and others manhood and can't figure out how to express it.... :eyes:

[EFerrari]

14. LOL! They never fail us, do they? Just when you think a bag of dirt

couldn't be more stupid, they prove ya wrong.

:rofl:

[Sleepless In NY]

22. Tell you whats funny, bush sucker voters falling for this again

No way the ban is going to pass...everyone knows it too...except the bush sucker voters. They were played in 2004 and they are being played again. You just can't help laugh at these idiots. They have to be the most fearful people alive, there isn't anything that doesn't scare them.


Freepers will buy any bushit thrown at them...look at them all running for their plastic and duct tape, after bush told them it would protect them against terrorists. I still cant stop laughing over that one. A Newspaper ran a front cover with a picture of bush and the caption "Daffy Duct"...says it all, doesn't?

You really just can't help laugh at these fools..the only thing bush & company have given them is record high gas, debt & more dead Americans... but you know them..they hate cheap gas & surpluses& as long it isn't their chickenhawk butts dying in Iraq, they could care less about the Americans who are.

Maybe they should pick up a copy of "Sisters" written by Lynne Cheney...if anyone is into gay sex, it her, and of course her daughter...but you can't mention that, that can only be whispered about. Shhh!

Here u go Freepers..this ones for you: http://gay-gop.cf.huffingtonpost.com/ and the joke is on you too... you dopes.

[EFerrari]

26. Junior is lukewarm about the ban and Cheney is against it.

And they STILL fall for it.

What a bunch of schmucks.

[Buddyblazon]

16. They're reading this? Joy.

Hey freepwads. Take note. We'd like to issue a warning:

Once we help our gay/bi/lesbian friends inflict their "gay agenda" on every American (especially your children), we are planning on coming for your guns.

Then we are going to ban the bible, pull the tax-exempt status for every church...than legally change every American Judge's first name to "Activist".

Once we knock that out...we're gonna make you wear Birkenstocks (through the help of our "Activists") and require everyone in the Suburbs to put one Welfare Queen and her crack baby up on their couch while they exploit the system.

Every one will be required to wear gray pajama's. No more cars. Nothing but bikes made from hemp.

You will no longer receive your paychecks from the corporations you work for. No. They will instead pay the government. In turn the government will pay everybody 342$ dollars a month.

Finally, everyone will be required to burn a flag a day. However, the "Activists" will pass a law that every flag must be made of asbestos...so from that day forward, the remainder of our day's will be spent trying to combust un-combustable flags.



BTW...I don't ever come to your site. Why the fuck do you come here?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

17. shhhh! don't hurt their feelings!

they come here cause they've got no life of their own.

Didn't your momma teach you not to make fun of the 'slow' kids?

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

18. Well, I know my mom would never let them stay in the basement

all by themselves this long.

:rofl:

[Mojorabbit]

20. snort! .. that was great eom

[greekspeak]

30. SHHHH!!!! Don't tell them all our secrets!

At least you didn't let the cat out of the bag on the constitutional amendment we are drafting to force all ment to wear make-up and women to all have buzzcuts. OOPS! See you made me into a tattler! Loose lips sinks ships, and nobody knows more about loose lips than us ho-mos.

[ldf]

64. yes, we have specific exercises to take care of those

Loose Lips!

we have powerful puckers! we can make your eyes cave in!

if you freeps experience a Power Pucker you KNOW you will never go back.

:-)

[yardwork]

35. ROTFL!!!

Wait, wait, you forgot a couple.

Then we'll reedumacate all of them to become Pagans. No more of this "one God" stuff. Polytheism will be the national religion.

Speaking of which, we'll all be speaking Spanish. Constitutional amendment requiring that Spanish be spoken at all times. Slip in a word or two in English? Get sent to Gitmo.

And no more beef, either! Everybody has to be a vegan. Federal law.

I can't wait. heh heh.

[Kurovski]

42. A bike made of Hemp!

Dude, that's "sooo gay"! :rofl:

[rosesaylavee]

63. I sure would like to ride one of them bikes made from hemp... :)

Kind of a wiggling ride, I would think. But being a lib'ral, I would adjust and offer it up to my pagan g*d.

[upi402]

19. The only thing I'd like to indoctrinate youth about

is the ability to think critically, and for yourself.

[Maraya1969]

21. What a bunch of flop heads!

I love this one: "Hmmm....everyone is gay on 06/06/06?? Coincidence"

Are these people really retarded? In all seriousness their IQ seems so below the radar

[Maraya1969]

23. And THIS one is beyond belief

To: socialismisinsidious

"They continue to indoctrinate new generations of followers in schools and through corporate "diversity training" re-education programs."

Like IBM teaches people to be gay?

[EFerrari]

25. Wait -- wasn't Junior the CEO president?

No wonder they went for the duct tape. They need it to hold their heads together.

[cboy4]

24. The poor FREEP-tards.....all stuck in dead-end marriages with ugly

spouses and 2.5 stupid kids.

The only way they can address their low self esteem is to come trespassing here and attempt to feel better about their hopeless lives.

It's so pathetic.

By the way, how is that Iraq war of theirs going these days?

[Hekate]

27. Aw, they're just jealous because we've got all the creative people here...

... and it looks like DU is having all the fun.

Tsk. It's a great party over here at the DU house, and we forgot to invite the neighborhood bigots.

No, wait, we didn't invite them on purpose, because they're just no fun to be with and they don't play nicely.

:rofl:

Hekate

[C_U_L8R]

28. The poor freeps don't even realize

we are laughing at them !

[Jacobin]

29. Its what they do...make fun of those different from them

:-(

[Anarcho-Socialist]

33. The vivid colours of the rainbow flag...

...make freepers all hyperactive and make them wet their pants. "Ugh, we'll catch the gay... we'll all end up dressing nicely and knowing how to be artistic."

[Deja Q]

34. I will give them an A- for creativity.

[Kurovski]

36. FABULOUS, as George Bush used to say!

Hey, we don't even have to "indoctrinate" anymore, all we have to do is ask!

So who's passing out all the toasters to newly fabulous DUers? That's gotta be a tough job.

[sinkingfeeling]

38. Sure bet's being brainwashed by fake religious Nazis!!

[izzybeans]

39. I've been captured by the big gay conspiracy!

Oh what shall I do? :sarcasm:

[Kurovski]

40. Kiss me you fool!

That's what you shall do! We have conquered you utterly. :rofl:

[izzybeans]

72. My liege!

:smoke:

[Kurovski]

74. That's more like it, sailor-boy!

Now go make me a salmon quiche, toot suite. :D

[Quantess]

41. I lived in San Francisco

for 8 years. Does that make me gay? :party:

[EFerrari]

48. I checked and your name is still on the rolls!

:hi:

[Pastiche423]

55. What about me?

I lived there for twenty years!

Alas, I am soo homesick. I miss my chill spot (sitting on the sea wall on the north end of the Marina Green, gazing out on The Bay and the GG Bridge).

Btw, does anyone know if there are any gay freepers, or is that against their rules?

[EFerrari]

58. Yep, you're there, Pistache423.

As for gay freepers, that's an oxymoran -- isn't it?

[Pastiche423]

61. I thought it was

until I met my gay neighbor that voted for the Decider TWICE!

[EFerrari]

62. Nobody's perfect.

:)

[Kurovski]

75. "oxymoran"

:rofl: I just caught that "a"!

[stepnw1f]

43. THEY ARE OUTNUMBERED and They Know It....

and unlike them, we have BALLS.

[atommom]

44. Don't they realise that that the gayness can crawl out of their computer

monitors and get them too? Sure, all of us thought we were immune, once.... :evilgrin: :rofl:

[Kurovski]

53. That's right, keep spending time on DU, you FR folks.

Soon all the woman will form softball teams and the menfolk will be planning Opera evenings, with a light supper to follow.

Soon your lives will be filled with Piano bar outings and cozy pillow-strewn homes replete with cats named Sappho and Rubyfruit.

Spreading the Same-Sex Virus through DU's servers was a brilliant masterstroke of the Gay Agenda. Brilliant.

[Ilsa]

45. I guess I'm going to have to change my sig line since I'm choosing to

be gay for awhile also! Gee, sig lines, sexual orientation, what else can I change for awhile?

[EFerrari]

49. I don't know but this whole thing makes me want to listen to

Judy Garland and organize my shoes.

:rofl:

[Ilsa]

51. Yeah, but be sure to turn off Will and Grace, okay? You know

they don't represent "us."

[EFerrari]

60. Who DO they represent?

:silly:

Nevermind.

[Kurovski]

54. Let's all go CLUBBING! Don't you just suddenly feel like DANCING?!

"...A disco on the outskirts of 'Frisco!"

"(W)e's the greatest dancers."

[EFerrari]

57. Lol!

:rofl:

[Cha]

46. Yeah, it's a big fucking

COINCIDENCE that everyone "turned gay" on 06/06/06..fucking faux christians AKA Devil Worshippers.

[Ilsa]

52. Yeah, the devil paid me a visit yesterday, and to top that, back around

one of those Pagan holidays I was artificially inseminated and my gay-love child is due 10-31-06. We've already made a Tinkerbell costume for him.

(Purely for amusement of freeprs.)

[SmokingJacket]

50. They're like Opposite People.

If they mock you, you must be cool! If they hate you, you must rock!

[benburch]

56. I see guys like pj-comix at the gay leather bars...

They are the guys who change into their leather in the gas station restroom, and change back to their "straight" clothes before slinking home to their wives. They are ALSO the guys who insist on "barebacking", that is, they refuse to use condoms. Disgusting.

[alfredo]

59. They're jealous. Not everybody can be a fabulous as us.

[me b zola]

65. Check your inbox

:)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

67. I did!

:evilgrin:

[me b zola]

69. Exterminated!

Here's to you, Viva :toast:

:beer: now I'm off to bed

[Kurovski]

66. Next up on the big Gay Agenda here at DU...forced gay marriages.

I call dibs on autorank, so y'all keep 'yer distance, hear me?!

[kevinbgoode]

70. They are pretty jealous about this. . .

they are feeling like they are being persecuted because they can't join the gay club. Of course, I can't imagine a Freeper being let into the straight club either. . .I just figured they married their puters and in between sending rants condemning everyone else in the country but themselves, they dropped by chatrooms and impersonated someone of the opposite sex to get some action.

[NMMNG]

71. Yoo hoo, Freepers.

Go get romantic with a piece of splintered balsa wood. It's likely to be the best action you get for a while.

[B3Nut]

73. That's freakin' hysterical

So because a bunch of us changed our avatars to rainbow flags and such in solidarity with our GLBT friends, we're now gay, and that proves it's a choice....uhhhhhh....allrightythen. :eyes:

What. Ever.

They're just jealous that they can't decorate. I'm not great at it, but I do have a thing for candles...even more so than my wife (for which she picks on me lol). :D I have a couple candleholders atop my stereo cabinet, with a Lava Lite in the center. I love to have candles going and the lava lite oozing and the room lights off, and kick back with The Doors or some nice jazz. :)

My wife thinks I'm wierd. ;) What's wrong with wierd? Normal is sooooo boring... :boring:

A Freeper's life must truly be pathetic. Sad.

Todd in Beerbratistan