Is there anyone dumber than Sam Brownback?

[maxrandb]

Watched this idiot on C-Span yesterday during the debate on the marriage amendment. He was just pulling shit out of his ass. He threw up a couple of charts that you might find in a third grade debate class (and that's insulting to 3RD graders).

He was trying to make a connection between the Netherlands recognizing same sex marriage, and out of wedlock births. Now first of all, I don't think that gays and lesbians are physically, or anatomically able to contribute to out of wedlock births, that is unless Brownback took that Schwarzenegger (sp) movie where he was pregnant seriously. How gays are contributing to out of wedlock "births" is beyond me, but like they say, "God works in mysterious ways".

His entire argument were these hilarious charts where he had a bar graph showing the rate of out of wedlock births in the Netherlands and Sweden. At the point where gay marriage had it's first court hearing, the out of wedlock birth-rate started to rise. Never mind the fact that the trend was already going up, the reason for the rate increase, according to Brownback, is gay marriage.

That would be like looking at the increase in America's out of wedlock births, and showing a steady increase since 1994. Therefore, following the "wisdom" of Senator Brownback, Republican control of Congress has led to an increase in out of wedlock births.

You know, come to think of it, I bet the divorce rate has gone up since 1994. Coincidentally, that's the year Republicans gained control of Congress. Or is it a coincidence??? I think not! The increase in the divorce rate can be directly connected to the Republicans rise to power.

That's why I say; "Save Marriage, send the Republicans back home!"

Thanks Kansas!

[SteppingRazor]

1. You mean Sam Brownshirt?

Yeah, he's kinda dense. :eyes:

[underpants]

2. Senator Brady?

[SteppingRazor]

4. Ha! I love that you managed to find a pic of Greg Brady with a goat

:rofl:

[blm]

13. Hahah... and for the record - Mr. Williams is bi-sexual.

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[LiviaOlivia]

3. Brownback is a tool and tool of Opus Dei

http://www.slate.com/id/2069194

[Jane Austin]

8. Is that the priest so prominently pictured at Bush's anti-gay speech

yesterday?

The camera seemed to linger on him more than anyone else there.

[LiviaOlivia]

16. I don't know

interesting thought and something to look into.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. People who vote for Sam Brownback.

[ellenfl]

6. little ricky santorum. eom

[hatrack]

7. Yes - James Inhofe (R-OK) - who had Crichton testify on global warming

But I have to admit, Inhofe didn't win by much . . .

[longship]

9. Post hoc ergo proptor hoc

Stupid, stupid Sam Brownback.

Use of health foods has increased over the past thirty years.
OHMYGOD!!! Eating health food causes out of wedlock child births!!!!!!

[rkc3]

10. What have automobiles done to out-of-wedlock births and STDs?

Maybe we should ban them too - the dumbfuck.

[maxrandb]

18. Don't forget the price of gasoline

The price of gasoline has gone up since MA allowed same sex unions, therefore gay marriage is directly responsible for the rising gas prices. Or are the rising gas prices responsible for the rise in out of wedlock births? It's so confusing. I'm just thankful that Sam Brownback and Ricky Santorum are clearing all this up for us.

You know, the planet is also getting warmer. Is it just a coincidence that the planet started getting warmer, and the Supreme Court struck down Texas' anti-sodomy law? I think not. All the heat generated by "man-on-man" and "woman-on-woman" sex has caused a spike in temperature. The Iraq War really started to go to hell in a handbasket around the time that San Francisco's mayor allowed gays to be married. Gays are causing us to lose the war on terror.

Gay marriage - the reason for all of our troubles.

:sarcasm:

PS: I wish Ricky and Sam would get together and practice some mutual masturbation. Maybe then they wouldn't be in such a rush to screw America.

[burythehatchet]

11. dumber that Sam Bareback? Yes, John Cornhole (R-TX)

[ComerPerro]

12. Possibly Pat Roberts

[AndyA]

14. George Bush is bumber than Brownback.

And Jim Inhofe (A-OK) is absolutely worthless. He's done nothing for Oklahoma, and those dumb Republican Okies just keep putting him back in office.

Sure, don't fight for money for our roads and bridges, the fact that bridges are crumbling and killing people stuck in traffic below them means nothing. Oklahoma has some of the worst bridges in the country, and he's actually turned down Federal money in the past to get them repaired.

He needs to go away, and find something else useful to do, like selling used AMC Pacers and Gremlins, I hear there's a big market for those...

[MidwestTransplant]

15. Just think about how easy life would be if you were that dumb.

[maxrandb]

20. Well they do say "Ignorance is Bliss"

I wish they'd go be happy somewhere other than the halls of our government.

[11 Bravo]

17. The people who elected him to the U.S. Senate come to mind.

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. He is an embarrassment to Kansas

We need to toss him out!

[DefenseLawyer]

21. What, no love for Jeff Sessions?

He's at least as dumb as Brownback, or a bag of hammers, take your pick.

[rep the dems]

22. I took an immediate disliking to Brownback

when I first saw his picture on The Contenders page on MSNBC. Does anyone else agree that the guy looks like a fucking serial killer? <http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12304248>