HOLY SHIT - 12 Monkies just flew out of Bush's Butt!

[benburch]

I thought all the predictions and ramblings were a bit nuts. However, a dozen shit-stained monkies just took to the air. God help us.

Please move if this post is not LBN, I couldn't think this was just GD material

[Faux pas]

1. Those poor, poor monkeys. n/t

[AndyA]

2. They weren't monkeys - they were demons!

Today must be the day to reproduce more spawn of satan.

[Champion Jack]

3. Like these?

[democrank]

6. Pretty much like those, Champion_Jack, but

the ones I witnessed were wearing brown flight suits with something stuffed in the front. Bananas?

[benburch]

7. They were brown all right...

But that wasn't a flight suit...

[democrank]

4. I saw this with my own eyes.

At first I thought it was an exploding cesspool, like Frist`s office had blown its lid. Then I saw the monkeys...at least a dozen...flying out of Bar`s son Junior. Horrific sight. I`m still shaking.

[Champion Jack]

5. Or this

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/Blog%20Photo%20Archive2%20:C4/flying_monkey_masks.jpg

[DinahMoeHum]

8. Where did you get those pictures ??? I love 'em?

:evilgrin:

[Champion Jack]

10. google image search "flying monkey"

[benburch]

12. I wonder if all of the characters in Oz had their own pictures like that?

I mean, did each Munchkin and Winkie have a publicity shot?

[tridim]

9. Was this just random stinky monkeys or did something set them off?

Just logged on, did he say something nutty again today?

[benburch]

11. I think this posting set them off;

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1362526

[leeroysphitz]

13. How long does it take 12 flying monkies to fly to Iran?

Probably about the same amount of time it might take some anonymous "little birdies"...

[benburch]

15. Depends...

KING ARTHUR:
Whoa there!

SOLDIER #1:
Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1:
Pull the other one!
ARTHUR:
I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy.

We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1:
But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

SOLDIER #2:
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1:
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2:
Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1:
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2:
Well, why not?

[central scrutinizer]

14. I wondered where Davy Jones, Mickey Dolenz, et. al. were

for all these years. Forgotten but not gone.

[Lochloosa]

16. kick

[benburch]

17. I think those monkies probably did kick coming out...

...I hope it was PAINFUL