Breaking news on CNN: "Al Qaeda #2 killed?"

[Webster Green]

Those number two's are sure unlucky.

That's about the tenth one they've captured or killed.:rofl:

[lvx35]

1. Oh you're kidding. Again?

I am going to start a website of all the Al Queda number twos. Its so retarded.

[Junkdrawer]

2. They're plagiarizing the 60s TV Show "The Prisoner"...

A new No. 2 every week... :rofl:

[rfranklin]

3. I heard they a closetful of applications...

People are lining up to be the new number two.

[lvx35]

8. Ooooh...

Its like reality TV. Can I send in a video tape and apply to be number 2? ;)

[Mr_Spock]

4. Another #2(21342434241324)!!!!

Fools. Idiot moron fools. You do know the Faux "News" redneck

MORONS

will eat this up don't you?


Nation of ASS HOLES :(

[BuyingThyme]

5. Maybe there's a number two in each of the ten thousand

cells.

[ixion]

6. he's like those guys in the red outfits on star trek

always the one gettin' killed. :rofl:

[stevedeshazer]

7. Oh, for Christ's sakes. Here'a a link

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/01/13/alqaeda.strike/index.html

[txindy]

9. All 12 miners are alive, too. CNN said so.

Zarwahiri has 'died' more times than Rehnquist did, per the M$M. Sheesh.

[Selteri]

10. HOw many numbers 2s idied last year? 5? 6? 82? 2005?

[txindy]

13. The #2 guy is like one of those trick birthday candles.

Blow one out and it lights right back up, again.

:rofl:

[Spazito]

15. LOL, perfect analogy!

:rofl:

[carolinalady]

11. Al Zwahiri (sp?) they are saying. n/t

[Ilsa]

12. "Generalísimo Francisco Franco is still dead!" - C. Chase. eom

[Vickers]

14. See, every time you kill #2, #3 steps up, kinda like being "on deck"

:rofl:

[LibertyLover]

16. Red shirts

Obviously being #2 in al-Queda is the equivalent of wearing a red shirt on a landing party in Star Trek.

[atomic-fly]

17. these stories seem to come on fridays

The other networks aren't pushing this yet. #3 your now #2.
They can bomb anybody and say they are targeting terrorists...
I don't believe anything they say without proof

[jokerman93]

18. Not Again!!!

Was his name Emanual Goldmann by any chance?

:rofl:

[DemonFighterLives]

19. this has got to be a update of a week or 2 ago

drone strike in Pakistan. Muschariff was positive they got him, but the body disappeared. The story is that they bury the dead so quick that you can't confirm. My God they hardly hit the ground.

[newyawker99]

20. Don't they ever run out of #2s?

:argh: :puke:

[Junkdrawer]

21. Well, Leo McKern played #2 three times...

Perhaps we can expect some repeats when the series nears an end? :shrug:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner#Number_2

[Cooley Hurd]

22. Since when are question marks acceptable for news headlines?

:grr:

[Buns_of_Fire]

23. Those bastards! They killed Kenny!

Again...

[Selteri]

24. And now he's alive again

He apparently wasn't part of the 18 people we killed.