Crazy story/theory thread: start a rumor here

[ariellyn]

It's all the rage right now. DU has become THE main source of news in America (let some here tell it).

Let's make good use of our influence here to get tongues wagging.

I'll start.

George Bush was adopted...after being rescued from a small family of chimpanzees. He was domesticated (as much as chimps can be) and is living proof that the American dream is alive and well and available to all of us. :eyes:

[Jim Sagle]

1. Bush won the election.

:rofl:

[mike6640]

2. The moon is made of green cheese n/t

[DemInDistress]

3. alright..

george w bush is an honest man from Texas !!!!

[Moderator]

4. Locking.

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