Inspired by a post by Philosoraptor, my idea for the new GOP

[alfredo]

Mascot. Many posting there had good ideas for the new mascot, finding the Elephant too smart and too loyal to others in their herd.

I decided on the most despicable creature I could find, hag fish, mosquitoes, slugs all were excellent suggestions, but being a veteran who lived in Africa, the petri dish for parasites diseases, and suffering, I decided on the one creature with no redeeming value. Even the bed bug could be raced. Yeah, we would do that when there really wasn't much else to do.

So here is my pick for the new GOP Mascot:



The Pubic Louse.

Yes you can copy and use.

[Philosoraptor]

1. The Pubic Louse! The New Republican Icon!

Yes! Maybe even a G.O.P.

[alfredo]

2. I hope they will take my suggestion. I will not charge the party

for use of the graphic. It took less than an hour, an hour I probably would have wasted anyway.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. America has a bad case of crabs, I guess.

Great icon, absolutely appropriate.

[alfredo]

7. Thanks.

having a twisted mind comes in handy sometimes.

[BrklynLiberal]

4. EX-CELL-ENT!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[PWRinNY]

5. I had an idea for a cockroach, but this will do!

[alfredo]

6. Actually the cockroach would be more easily identified

and more universally hated. Still the louse is a blood sucker and has as its target, our genitals.