The Shrub couldn't even get the Skull and Bones right

[ck4829]

On an initiate's first day in Bones they are assigned a name, which they will be known as for the rest of their life. Names that are regularly used are: Magog, which is assigned to the initiate with the most experience with the opposite sex; Gog, which is assigned to the least sexually experienced; Long Devil, for the tallest; Boaz, for varsity American football captains; and Little Devil for the shortest. Bonesmen have often assumed names of mythological and legendary figures. George W. Bush's Skull and Bones name is thought to be "Temporary". This is because he could not decide upon a name and was therefore given the temporary name. He never took the time to change it to something else.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_Bones#Names

[Skidmore]

1. That was just an early indicator of how shiftless and mediocre

the little worm was.

[obreaslan]

2. LOL! The DECIDER strikes again!!!!

:rofl:

[karlrschneider]

3. It didn't say what name they give to those with the most experience

with the -same- sex...
:evilgrin:

[shain from kane]

4. Turdblossom? n/t