Give this to a local young earth creationist...

[usregimechange]

[shadowknows69]

1. Your science books were written by the devil you know.

Just sayin. ;)

[usregimechange]

2. Mooohaaahaa!

:evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

4. The Evidence for Evolution is CLEAR

Them Creation guys are in big time DENIAL and have great need to see the 7 Step Program weaning them into REALITY from their present State of FANTASY

[Turbineguy]

3. Everybody knows

you could dig that canyon and paint those stripes on there! Hey! where are the Stars? You hate America or somethin'?:sarcasm:

[usregimechange]

6. Yes, in fact, I am a member of the hate America first club.

[greekspeak]

5. A creationist would say, I think, that the layers are from the flood

and that most of the shaping was from the flood. They would also say that the geological forces that shape land work faster than scientists let on. You cannot argue with these rubes.

[daleo]

7. Or, in the past rocks were a lot softer

And thus erosion happened at 1000000 times the speed than it does now. It's a variation on the speed of light argument they use.

[Caoimhe]

8. God placed those fossils there to test your faith

I was told this once after showing a creationist a foot diameter ammonite (shell) fossil I found on top of a mountain.

They aren't honest with themselves or others.

[leftofthedial]

9. you are going to hell

mr. evolutionist demon

maybe your grandmother was a monkey, but mine was a Methodist.

[loudestchick]

10. Dark Sided!!!! Actually, that is a terrific picture. Tiny cows. mmmmm!

[Crunchy Frog]

11. Wow, that flood sure was powerful.

Pretty impressive what 40 days and nights of rainfall can accomplish.:evilgrin:

[Union Thug]

14. Hey.. wait.. Seattle had 40 days and nights of rainfall over the

winter holidays. Nobody built an ark though. And unless you went to the woodland park zoo, it would have been pretty tough to pair up all those animals.

[man4allcats]

16. Your post puts me in mind of something

I had long since forgotten. Decades ago when I was young (early '70s) I was in the Air Force and stationed at MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa, FL. I remember now that on one of the main public roads that lead to the base there was this guy who was forever building this huge boat in his yard. We always used to joke that it was an ark. In retrospect, it now seems not really surprising that this occurred in Florida. :-)

[gollygee]

12. Feral cows?

There are feral cows in the world? Who knew!@

[sarcasmo]

13. My Fundie family members claim Jebus put the Dinosaurs

on Earth to give the Science community something to do. Help me, I have a Memorial Day BBQ with them.

[koopie57]

15. Tell them you agree with them

and continue with a discussion about the Flintstones as though they were a documentary, using their logic as proof.