My highlight of the week: pResident Cocaine Crotch

[dalaigh lllama]

Okay, I know there's lots of stuff to read here everyday, but judging from the lack of comments and votes, I think many of you may have missed this entry from BlogBox, since out of modesty (it's from her own blog) Delilah put it near the bottom of her blog report:

Speaking of weirdness, did you catch Gordon the Drug Sniffing Dog lunging for Bush's crotch during his Arizona border photo-op? It's on my blog, Delilah Boyd, with an important update on President Cocaine Crotch:



I have it on the best authority (the director of field operations for a prominent national youth organization foundation) that male cocaine users who don't wash their hands before urinating draw drug dogs to their privates like bees to flowers, and that Gordon the Drug Dog wouldn't lunge unless the situation called for action. Good dog, Gordon.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can hear Rove now: "Gordon is fair game," he'll hiss. "Did his wife send him after that junkie...er...junket?"

[rosesaylavee]

1. I saw this too

and am glad you posted it for discussion. Wish there was a video of this.

My question - didn't former presidents have yearly checkups that were broadly reported to the public? I can't remember him ever having one. I would like to see his blood workup sheet...

K & R

[dalaigh lllama]

8. "I would like to see his blood workup sheet"

No, no, no. Really, you wouldn't. Let's do some more speculation on the state of the Clinton marriage, and pay no attention to Gordon the drug-sniffing dog...or that weekend tryst with Condi. :eyes:

[rosesaylavee]

10. Yeah, what was I thinking?

Nothing to see here - move along... move along.

[Fovea]

15. Gordon had a weekend tryst with Condi?

I guess that confirms her bitch status for me.

[dalaigh lllama]

16. He, he. Is this how those rumors on the internets get started?

Some folks say it was a double date -- * & Condi & Gordon & Barney. But just who was dating whom?

I think this oughta be above the fold on the front page of the NYT. We can do arch speculation with the best of them. I call their wink, wink, nudge, nudge and raise 'em five.

[Cyrano]

2. Oh, c'mon. The dog is obviously gay and in love.

[dogday]

3. Either that or a strange smelling codpiece nt

[charlie]

4. Bush has screwed the pooch so often

his weenus probably smells like Fifi in heat.

[pepperbear]

5. that's assuming he has one.

[rosesaylavee]

6. Not Barney? n/t

[rosesaylavee]

7. Free Barney!

[LoKnLoD]

9. maybe

his stash is in his pants pocket?

[Ioo]

11. Hmmm, You are right, that dog would not be there if he were anty

They would make sure it is the best tempered dog they had...

Mark

[dalaigh lllama]

12. Good point!

I hadn't even thought of that. Wish there were actual video of this. It would be priceless.

[lectrobyte]

13. It's not going for his crotch, it's going for his left hand. See, you

hold the pocket mirror with the blow on your left hand, and the rolled up hundred with your right...

[katinmn]

14. OMG! Bwaaaa!

That dog must be well-trained and know what he's doing.

This is too weird! :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

17. And doesn't Bush strike you as the type of guy who would NOT wash

after taking a piss?

[dalaigh lllama]

18. Not unless Condi told him to.

I figure * can't read words of two syllables or more. Remember that note he slipped to Condi at the UN? Something like, "Can I take a pee break soon?" Her answer was probably, "Yes. Don't forget. Wash your hands." And * read it as "Yes. Don't...wash your hands."
:rofl:

[Pooka Fey]

19. K&R