This is absolutely priceless and providing more evidence that the current crop of Christians should behave like Christians.....Enjoy!
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on
a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just
in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even
though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof and the horn, screaming in frustration
as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger
printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,
flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I
noticed the 'Choose Life license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and The
chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
:rofl: