The 23rd Qualm

[Greylyn58]

"Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find
no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of
thy term, and my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever."


Man doesn't this just tell the truth...Thank you Chimp-o-nator!!

[Redstone]

1. That's my favorite part of the Bible, and I think your interpretation

is great! (Bet you thought I was going to bitch about it.)

Good work, expecially the last line.

Redstone

[Greylyn58]

3. Thank You

Unfortunately, most of my threads slowly die after I post. I guess because I'm not as well known or possibly because I don't initiate a lot of posts.

[Redstone]

4. But this one, again, deserves to be read. You did, after all, get some

nominations for the "greatest" page.

I'm adding another one now.

Redstone

[Redstone]

2. I'm kicking this, because I think people should read it.

Redstone