Predict the upcoming ads on DU

[Sabriel]

In case you missed the "Should DU have ads or not" discussion, here it is:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1273778&mesg_id=1273778

I challenge you to predict the ads targeted at DU readers.

I'm guessing...

"Buy a pair of Birkenstocks, get a free pair of rag wool socks!"

[Scoody Boo]

1. You know what ads I want to see?

Campaign ads for Republicans. Hundreds of them. Everywhere, on every page and on every thread. It would be a big waste of money for the Republicans, but a windfall for DU. Sweet irony, don't you think?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. that wouldn't work

you have to click on the ad before DU gets any $

[Scoody Boo]

7. So we click!

A click is not a vote.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. but will our clicks be counted??!

:silly:

[trotsky]

12. Sure our clicks will count... against THEIR bandwidth! Mwah ha ha ha!

:evilgrin:

[wicket]

21. Some of them only need a page impression

n/t

[Jeffersons Ghost]

13. naaa Bill Gates bought DU as a toy years ago... they'll never buy at DU

Good boy!

[Kolesar]

2. "Antacid of the month" for 5 months then French champagne

[Dunvegan]

16. Good one.

[eeyore]

4. Hummers Galore!

[TheFriedPiper]

10. If ya can't get one, drive one!

nm

[spuddonna]

5. Zoloft and Nexium... n/t

[Minnesota Libra]

6. I'm not going to predict or worry about it - I think Sinner/Elad, etc.....

.....know DU about as well as anyone could so let's give them a chance to prove this will work.:applause: In fact I'm going to make a point of trying to avoid further discussion on the issue and just wait and see.:applause: Guys we're counting on you to know your business. :grouphug:

[Cobalt Violet]

8. Soy Latte. n/t

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

11. If they've done their research they'll try to sell penis reduction pills,

courage supressants, information blockers, heart-shrinkers, freewill inhibators, and other meds to bring us into line with the rest of society.

[enid602]

14. probably . . .

Anti-depressants and hemorrhoid ointment.

[EFerrari]

15. Olbermann, Stewart, Colbert and Bin Reilly. n/t

[Dunvegan]

19. Aw, didja have to go and ruin it with that last one, sfexpat?

[EFerrari]

23. You know he'll show up like a party crasher. lol

[underpants]

17. NYT Yahoo No Chicago papers and...here's the biggee...

CHOMSKY!

[KyndCulture]

18. I don't like this at all!

I've been using adsense on Randi's board and mine for 2 years. The ads are NOT targeted that well. I still get probush ads all the time.

[Gold Metal Flake]

20. Tacos and HERK.

And kitty calenders.

[madinmaryland]

22. I'm bullish on the Kudzu ads!!!

[Cobalt Violet]

24. Cat litter, Cat food.

Any thing cat related.

[lutefisk]

26. Purina Chimpanzee Chow

How about faucets and plumbing repair books for all the "drip drip" comments over the past 5 years?

[Binka]

25. Bread Making Kits, Quilts, Book Clubs, Plastic Flamingos

Retro Toys, Classic Candy, Travel & Holiday, Aloha Clothing, & Skincare.

[LeftHander]

27. Paxil, Zoloft and Prozac...DUers need those happy pills....nt