Now I've seen it all - PRO carbon dioxide commercials.

[KyndCulture]

http://streams.cei.org/

The Competitive Enterprise Institute has produced two 60-second television spots focusing on the alleged global warming crisis and the calls by some environmental groups and politicians for reduced energy use. The ads are airing in 14 U.S. cities from May 18 to May 28, 2006.


Thanks to Malloy for the heads up on this disgusting shit.

[One Honest Guy]

1. Is Soylent Green people yet?

We are almost there.

[LuCifer]

2. Well don't you know trees cause pollution?!

:sarcasm:

I mean, hell, Ronald RayGun would NEVER tell a LIE, right? :sarcasm:

Lu Cifer, I got something for the NSA to spy on, hanging RIIIIIIIIIGHT HEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Right up there with GE's commercials glorifying coal mining.

[KyndCulture]

5. Beyond contempt.

Malloy is all over this tonight.. That's a good thing.

[MisterP]

9. with 16 TONS as the theme song!!!!

[kiraboo]

4. Let me know when you see a pro carbon MONoxide commercial.

That's when we know it's time to panic.

[runawayjim]

11. Oh c'mon...

...you know they'll never be happy till they're pushing the benefits of pure carbon on us (let's hope they don't meet the DeBeers cartel!)

[kiraboo]

14. Welcome to DU, runawayjim!

We're happy to have you :)

[newyawker99]

17. Hi runawayjim!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[LuCifer]

13. Damn! You stole my line!

Yeah, you know they got the CO1 ads in the can ready to go. If these people who believe there's no global warming just LOVE pollution so much, I got an idea for 'em: GO SUCK A TAILPIPE! And suck it HARD! Suck it harder than you suck DUHbya's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eppur_se_muova]

6. If you like CO2, move to Venus. See how well it works there.

BTW, there were a couple of threads on this earlier. But I don't think there can be too many.

[longship]

7. SAVE the CO2!!!!

CO2 is in danger!!!!

And while we're at it, we have to Nuke the Whales!!
:sarcasm:

[Stinky The Clown]

8. I prefer my own chemical compound ... H2S

Hydrogen sulfide .... rotten eggs and .... mmm ...... gas. :)

[KyndCulture]

10. I prefer THC

:rofl:

[tridim]

12. CO2 good, THC bad..

Mmmkay?

[johnnypneumatic]

15. I'm picturing a nice animated cartoon of co2 molecules swirling around

like the scrubbing bubbles or something...
or maybe two white guys holding hands with their black (carbon) buddy in the middle drinking a beer together saying how wonderful togetherness in the atmosphere is
or show an animated tree struggling to breathe, and how if it wasn't for carbon dioxide we wouldnt have plants, and wouldnt be able to grow huge fields of corn for food...
gee i should have gone into advertising...

[crizzo5137]

16. yup

[Ganja Ninja]

18. Jesus General has a few pro CO2 ads on his site

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/