Good Conservative Product for the Market Place. Think it will catch on?

[SammyBlue]

`Calling all Bush licking fascists! Calling all Bush licking Fascists! Get your Constitution toilet paper at a GOP HQ near you.

Wipe your ass with the Constitution like your idol does! Thrill as years of the Democratic experiment is used to wipe good, wholesome conservative shit off your ass!

Win a free trip to Mt. Vernon and Monticello in Virginia to piss on the graves of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson! Yes, nothing says "I'm a conservative piece of crap" more than Constitutional Toilet paper!

Get yours today!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. When we were protesting before the start of the war

one of the conservative nutcases came up screaming invectives at us. We gave our standard answer, "The Constitution gives you the right to free speech, and we won't stop you." Said person then said, "The Constitution? I wipe my @#$ on the Constitution" and then mimed doing just that. These people are crazy and scary to be around.

[SammyBlue]

2. Flag good. . .constitution bad! Feeper logic!