BREAKING: ROVE ATTACKS ALLIGATOR!!

[ronnykmarshall]

[Virginia Dare]

1. Go 'gators!!!!....n/t

[Astrad]

2. CNN host just described attacks as 'brutal'

Have those gators no shame?! Can't they attack in a humane way and minimize pain and suffering? Why does nature hate us?

[Vinnie From Indy]

3. LOL

The "killers" were cold blooded brutes!

[Marnieworld]

4. best thread of the day

I know because I have been spending too much time here today. :yourock:

[atommom]

5. In a related story, Alligators are dangerous no matter how drunk you are

BATON ROUGE, LA—In a breakthrough study that contradicts decades of understanding about the nature of alligator–drunkard relations, Louisiana State University researchers have concluded that people's drunkenness does not impair the ancient reptiles' ability to inflict enormous physical harm.

Alligators exhibit the potential to inflict serious harm, regardless of the blood-alcohol levels of their victims.

"Our data strongly indicates that human intoxication does not transform an alligator into a docile creature that enjoys wrestling," said professor Ryder McCrory, chair of the Wildlife Taunting Department of LSU's prestigious Center For Bullying And Hazing Studies. "Despite its slow-witted demeanor and tendency to bask motionlessly in the hot sun, it's a mistake to believe that an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how much Southern Comfort is fueling it."

McCrory said the study yielded statistics that speak for themselves.

"In 10 out of 10 documented cases of violent alligator–drunkard encounters, the reptile was not influenced by the fact that the victim was 'just kidding' or 'just having some fun,'" McCrory said.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48203