If Colbert had a few more minutes to go what could he have added?

[yurbud]

Preferably that would have pushed Bush over the edge to start a screaming tirade in public like he does in private?

A couple of my choices:

This man strives to be like Jesus in every way. Jesus was not afraid to consort with prostitutes, and neither is George W. Bush. He tried to help a gay male prostitute start a new life as a White House reporter...

And he has a wonderful sense of humor. Remember that skit about WMDs he did a few years ago? Now he could do it again looking for his supporters.

And I must say, I am awed by your commitment to democracy. Ladies and gentlemen, the president just told me he has so much faith in democracy, he's going to let the Iraqis vote on who gets to pump their oil and when our troops leave. That is selfless.

The president has come up with a plan to fix the space shuttle. He's put together a team of crack creation scientists to work on it...Just kidding. Halliburton got the job.

And I see Karl Rove in the audience. But he's not worried about his future. You've got his back when it comes to pardon time, right Mr. President? If not, don't worry. No one will notice you look like Ned Beatty in Deliverance when you get to prison...

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1. Jack Abramoff told junior he'd deny him three times.

junior told Jeff Gannon to go and sin no more, but don't be late for those press conferences.

[yurbud]

2. Junion told Gannon to go and sin no more...

then pulled his pants up.