Karl Rover holds up his hands for what?

[katty]

the cuffs?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-shaw/reading-the-pictures-em_b_20147.html

[CatWoman]

1. the fucking pig

[katty]

2. thanks--isn't he, tho?! your day is comin' up froggy!

[Orrex]

3. My Top Ten Answers

10. To show his stigmata
9. Because he didn't dry them in the men's room
8. He wants to see the "mime behind glass" routine from a different perspective
7. He's checking to see if he got all of the fingerprinting ink off
6. He's playing pat-a-cake with himself
5. He doesn't want anyone to see the burns that will guide him to the Ark of the Covenant
4. He's drying his nails--shellac improves their strength for prison fights
3. He's trying to convince himself that you can't see the blood on them
2. He just shaved his palms, and the razor burn is killing him
1. He tried reading his right palm to divine his future and wanted a second opinion, so he tried his left

nyuk nyuk nyuk

I gotta million of 'em.

[MADem]

4. Well done!!!!!

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck indeed!

[Orrex]

5. Thanks--it's almost too easy

Rove is inherently self-parodying. All you have to do is report what you see, and the humor comes all by itself.