Yippie! Countdown 5.24

[crispini]

Hi Ladies! :hi:

edited to add:



And it's the gray suit and the anti-tie! Sheesh!

[SharonRB]

1. Hi, Crispini

I'm just stopping by -- on my way upstairs to watch AI. I may check in a little later, but most likely not. I have a bit of a sore throat and want to get to bed early. Have fun tonight!

[crispini]

4. Hi Sharon!

Enjoy AI! :hi:

[Shopaholic]

25. Hope you feel better Sharon---

I'm flipping back and forth between Lost & KO tonight. I'll have to catch the "results" show tomorrow night of AI! Go Bo!

[Greylyn58]

2. Howdy All

Checking in for the Tuesday night snark-fest with Keith!! :evilgrin:

:hi: my fellow KOEBers :grouphug:

:yourock: Keith and I :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: and :woohoo:

[crispini]

7. Hi Gray!

:hi:

Honestly, I don't know what to think anymore about Zarqawi. So many different stories...

[Botany]

19. What is he wounded or dead?

Great we won the war time to go home.

What a Joke. All those good Americans and Iraqi innocents
would still be alive if we had just not played w/ the hornets
nest.

Zarqawi was behind 9/11?

All b.s.

[Clark2008]

3. Hi crispini!

:hi:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: for Keithie!

The newsletter seems like this will be a good show.

[Clark2008]

5. Is it the gray suit or the lights where he's standing...

but Keith's hair looks grayer (and there's nothing wrong with that - just an observation) when the camera shows him full-faced.

And... if it's Iraq, Keith must be standing!! :7

[WhirlyGirl]

8. Hi, Clark! ... I notice he always looks...

. . . grayer & paler in the standups because of all the BLUE around him on that set.

[Berry Cool]

172. My long-after-the-fact opinion (if anyone even cares!)...

He always looks grayer-haired with THAT SUIT COMBINATION ON...

Now all he needs is the horn-rimmed glasses and he'll look like LBJ!

*sorry* You know we love ya, Keith. :loveya:

[crispini]

9. Yeah, you're right.

Hi Clark! :hi:

He doesn't do the stand-up interview with a guest very often, does he? It's different.

But, damn, he should lose this checked shirt with this tie and this suit. Just not workin for me. :P

[Berry Cool]

173. This was the first time I ever saw him do a stand-up with a guest.

Too bad they couldn't have been adversarial.

"Saracen Pig!"

"Spartan Dog!"

He should've had that idiot fundie minister in the studio doing a standup with him...I would've liked to see a light-saber duel between those two!

[WhirlyGirl]

6. Ahhhh... those eyes... that hint of a smile...

. . . Hi, crispini! :hi:

Puppet Theater w/ Leno tonight. This should be good!

[crispini]

10. Hey WG!

This for Scotty McClellan: :puke: What a complete WEASEL!

[Botany]

24. That is not his name!

Stephanie :loveya: Miller has named him Puffy McMoonface .......

If they man told me is was cold and dark @ 12:00 midnight Jan. 1
In Cleveland, OH I would put on shorts and sunscreen.


P McMoon, "Question, Jeff?" ;puke:

[crispini]

30. LOL Botany!

What a fine nickname that is. :7

[Berry Cool]

174. And Botany, you'd freeze to death, but...

McMoon would still be a lying two-faced pig!!

I LOVED the way Keith put his comments from last week right up against the ones from this week to SHOW the hypocrisy for all to see!

Winston Smith, get ready! It's time to "correct" the history books again! Toss all that old manuscript down the waste tube!

[crispini]

11. Get OUT! This church did NOT do that.

I totally missed this story. How horrible.

Oh, and look at this "Rev" -- what a .... slimeball.

edit to add: THANK YOU KEEF for pointing out that EVERYONE says their religion is absolute. Please lay the smackdown on him!

And he's talking about palm trees and that's the difference? :wtf:

[Clark2008]

12. What a wingnut!

I think we should be flush this "preacher."

The Bible isn't in opposition to the Qur'an - it's an extension of faith, but this nut job doesn't get it - and probably has never read the Qur'an, either.

[crispini]

17. "Must be a different Jesus than I know"

OOOOOO! SNAP! YOU GO KEITH!

:rofl: What a totally excellent smackdown.

[WhirlyGirl]

70. That was so Keith.

[Berry Cool]

175. Crispini, this was one of the great Keith quotes of the night!

If only everyone knew Keith's personal Jesus! :-) You go Keefie!!!!

[Greylyn58]

13. Lord...don't do this

Don't give this whack-job airtime!! :argh:

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! NC doesn't need this jackass spewing on TV

[noamnety]

15. I hope dobson sends more complaints

surely showing this giant ass on tv is indecent.

[Shopaholic]

41. Look at it this way instead

At least Keith exposed this asshat for what he truly is. :evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

14. NO, KEITH!!!

Muslims DON'T believe that Christians will go to hell...

In fact, they consider all the faiths of Abraham as Holy.

[Botany]

33. Go Clark!

Real knowledge ........ but don't all those "brown people" hate Jesus?

nice get

[Clark2008]

48. I think all those Spanish, Mexican, Greek and Italian Chrisitians

might disagree with you there. :D

[Botany]

52. I was talking about that muslim brown people .....

BTW I guess "pickles" walk through the Dome on the Rock Mosque ......

Not so good.

Also 3 days ago you called Wolf blitzer .... Leslie Blitzer ....... :yourock:

[Clark2008]

59. Wolf's real first name is Leslie... I kid you not.

ANd I knew you mean those OTHER "brown people." ;)

Oh - where can I get a KOEB mug? Now that I have a job and the money to purchase one, I've lost the link. :cry:

[Botany]

68. Sydnie

Sent it to me .....

But what about the wildflowers?

[RevCheesehead]

77. Here ya go, dear

http://www.cafepress.com/koebdu.17497242

KOEB, at your service :patriot:

[Clark2008]

92. Thanks! I get paid on Monday, so I'll be ordering a mug

and some wild flowers!

:bounce:

[Clark2008]

16. OT: Ramzey has his first "looth tooth."

:D

[bleever]

18. Scotty McClellan, Rev. Yahoo...who's next on Weasel Night.

:shrug:

And a little smackdown of the Intolerant Jesus paradigm. Go Keef!

[crispini]

20. Hi Bleev!

Good theme! "weasel night!" LOL!

[bleever]

36. Hi ms. crispi. Congrats on your precinct training success.

And my weasel tolerance is full up!

[crispini]

49. LOL, that graphic!

And thanks, Bleev! Now we need to roll it out to all 300+ chairs in the city... the fun just don't stop! :7

[Berry Cool]

176. Bleev, that is the most HILARIOUS cover!

This could be an illustration of Keith...wrestling weasels!!!

Someone, get busy with PhotoShop!!

[Clark2008]

26. Oh, well, at least historians think blivet is a flop

[seito]

34. Drip, drip, drip

This administration is falling apart as we speak. Those that claim our democracy is dead, need to check out that leaky faucet.

[Greylyn58]

21. I'd like to say for the record

that this wing-nut does not represent most of the people of NC. This man is a true slime

He only has a congregation of 55. Personally, I think he did this to try and increase his church. This man is a pure whack-job!!!

:argh: :freak: :argh: :freak: :argh: :freak: :argh: :freak: :argh:

[crispini]

23. Isn't it awful to be embarrassed by the denizens of your state?

Believe you me, I know what you mean.

YAWN, now we're on to MJ. Snoooooooooooooooooore.

[WhirlyGirl]

79. Ohioans have known the feeling ever since 1970 & Kent State. 2004-

. . .was just the latest chapter in an embarrassing cultural and political saga.

Happiness is Ohio in my rearview mirror.

[Berry Cool]

177. I don't want Ohio in my rearview mirror...

because I am a proud Buckeye...I just want to be able to stop apologizing for MOST OF THE STATE and its narrow-minded attitudes.

[Clark2008]

29. As your neighbor in Eastern Tennessee - I am happy to agree with

you, Grey.

:hug:

In fact, some of the smartest people in the world are in NC - particularly the in the Research Triangle (and there are many Muslims there, too).

[seito]

22. Hi Ladies

and any gentlemen that wander in. :hi:

Keith has a tremendous strength of character. He treats everyone with respect, no matter how whacked they are. That is a real reflection of the person. What a striking contrast to O'liely, and company.

[crispini]

27. Hi Seito!

:hi: You are correct, he was quite respectful to the wingnut. But then, of course, he DID get the oh-so-well-placed last word. :evilgrin:

[seito]

28. The benefit of owning the sandbox

:evilgrin:

[bleever]

45. Hi seito. I was impressed too that he was so good at civilly questioning

this guy in spite of his looniness.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

69. can't say that for the woman behind him though

check it out on the repeat....almost fell off the couch laughing at her trying soooo hard not to react to the insanities being spewed out.....she was successful for most of it, but watch her eyes when the guy really goes nuts....

dg

[WhirlyGirl]

81. As the playwright and theater critic Charles Marowitz recently wrote:

. . . "Olbermann, who started life as a sportscaster, is articulate and consistently amiable to all of his guests, and because he relaxes them, they open up to him and one usually gets the true dimensionality of both the people and the issues."

I sent this quote to Keith, w/ a link to the article. :loveya:

[Greylyn58]

31. Oh Boy...Frist is breaking the Filibuster deal from yesterday

Just came out on Latest Breaking News:

"BREAKING: Ignoring Deal, Frist to File for Cloture on Myers
In the deal struck yesterday evening, negotiators agreed that two judicial nominees - William G. Myers and Henry Saad - “will be filibustered or withdrawn.”

Well Frist...What took you so long? Thought this would happen last night. Jeez!!! :grr:

[crispini]

32. Ha ha ha ha ha! I guess that whole deal really DID piss them off.

Wow, that didn't take long.

[Clark2008]

35. Now... my turn to lament the behavior of a few of my fellow denizens.

Bill :scared: Frist

[crispini]

39. I hope he's the nominee in 08.

He'd be oh so easy to beat. Simply by the liberal application of the nickname "catkiller." :evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

44. I have personal dirt on him too.

Let him be the nominee... :evilgrin:

[seito]

46. I hope not too personal

:scared::puke:

[Clark2008]

51. No - not personal for him... personalLY, I have dirt on him

He failed to act to help me protect my son from a threat of kidnap by his father to a country where I have no rights. He didn't even respond to my two letter PLEADING for his help.
Funny thing, though - my two state representatives did, one Dem (House) and one Republican (Senate) and all THEY could do was get the child support issues surrounding the whole case back on track. They couldn't help with the international issues, obviously.

[Berry Cool]

178. I could Google it, I guess, but

I am not getting the "Frist = cat killer" reference. No, wait, I think someone referred to it a short while ago. Don't mind me, my memory is swiss-cheesed. :-)

[Greylyn58]

40. Yeah...I feel for you on that one too

I have Libby Dole to contend with....:scared:

[seito]

37. Well, this is a lose-lose for Republicans

They will either be labeled as liars (if the 7 moderates cave on their deal) or as failures (if the extremists fail in their vote)

This will prove interesting.

[bleever]

55. Tug of war between the neo-cons and the moderates?

That's my guess.

Popping popcorn.

:popcorn:

[RevCheesehead]

80. It should be interesting to watch.

Mind if I join you? :popcorn:

[WhirlyGirl]

87. Rev, hi! ... Fineman called them "The Mod Squad" :-)

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

89. ~sigh~

Sometimes I really hate church meetings. We spent over an hour discussing our sesquicentennial (150th), which won't happen until September of 1996. Someday, I'll find my blank videotapes so I can watch before that late rebroadcast.

Sounds like it was a great show.

[WhirlyGirl]

91. It wuz great! (Keep wanting to do this joke: Keith is like a farmer--

. . . OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD!!! :rofl:

[Botany]

38. Crispini!

Do you forget something In Lee County?

:rofl:

[crispini]

42. Eh? What?

Did I miss an installment of Gull Bay? I'm lost! :P

[Botany]

47. The paper mache _______

#3 on his oddball list

In the shape of a man's ******.

BTW look @ the picture @ the bottom of the Steph & Botany Thread .....
OMG! She likes me ... :bounce:

Mad Props to W.G. for finding it.

[crispini]

50. Oh, that one, I missed the county name.

You know me, always on the scene! :evilgrin:

And ya'lls photo is muy cute!!

[Botany]

54. Did I ever tell you? .....

..... that you are my FAV EDV.

[crispini]

57. Awwww, B, you're so sweet.

I bet you say that to all the girls. :evilgrin:

[WhirlyGirl]

82. Thank you, Bo.

. . . And I admire your singlemindedness and levelheadedness in pursuing Steph.

You've advanced your cause while keeping your perspective admirably.

:loveya:

[crispini]

43. How I detest Cornyn.

At least KBH writes me junk mail. Cornyn has never EVER even bothered to respond to me.

[WolverineDG]

73. I detest Cornyn

He gave the commencement address at my law school graduation & because he didn't like the dean, he gave one of the most negative, downer speeches I have ever heard just so he could score a couple of points on the dean. :nuke:

dg

[crispini]

53. LOL, so we know what everyone did

when the lights were out in the hurricane! :P

[Berry Cool]

179. Keith is just a WEE tad too vulnerable to believing urban legends...

...and this thing about hurricane babies is one example.

Now if these people claim they were makin' babies during the hurricanes I'm not gonna argue with them. But that stuff about delivery rooms being fuller nine months after the NYC blackouts and 9/11 is a myth. Keith, Keith...snopes.com is your friend...

[bleever]

56. R.I.P., Ernest T.

[Greylyn58]

58. Aawwww...Ernest T Bass

"It's me! It's me! It's Ernest T."

"How do you do Mrs. Whiley!"

He was my favorite. I will really miss Howard!!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[crispini]

60. I wish they wouldn't post that fingertip picture.

It doesn't offend me, it just grosses me out. :puke:

[crispini]

61. Ok, now I'm REALLY offended

by the misuse of Cole Porter in that commercial. I think I'll form a coalition or something for preservation of classic jazz. :7

[bleever]

62. Uh oh...fact check: Neanderthals didn't have writing.

Of course, I always find errors in the email I send Keef, but only after I've sent it.

[crispini]

63. "Who knows what Paris could do with a footlong"

SNORT!!!!!!

[bleever]

66. Also that he referred to it, frankly, as crap.

:thumbsup:

[WhirlyGirl]

84. But I got the impression Keith would REALLY like her to...

. . . wash his car.

Echoes of the scene in "Cool Hand Luke"...

[Botany]

67. God Bless KO

Well it is crap .... just crap.

Paris Hilton :puke:

The world would be better off without her!

BTW if you don't like the ad don't watch it .... and BK sucks
'cept for the one in Mt. Vernon, OH ..... when real hungry
after work @ farm .... but more than 1 = death

[CBHagman]

74. Take comfort in this thought.

Paris Hilton has money and fame, but she can't buy class. Also, she really does look cheap. Meow.

Seriously, though, when you see people like Bush and Hilton, you understand why oppressed peoples occasionally rise up against a spoiled, selfish, and decadent plutocracy.

[crispini]

64. Aaaaah! Live bonus edition of Hardball!

thanks for the warning, Keith, thereby giving me ample time to CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

Night, ya'll, I think I'm gonna go clean the house....

[bleever]

65. Hey, again with the "Keep the knees loose."

He's lurking! Ixnay on alkingtay aboutway ogigay's ansplay inway Nay Yay.

[WhirlyGirl]

86. I wuz hanging by my thumbs. Wish he'd make up his mind.

[Berry Cool]

180. I'm thinking he's leaning toward ALWAYS telling us to keep our knees loose

...and given the choice, I'd rather do that for his sake than hang by my thumbs. :-) :blush:

[WolverineDG]

71. ::teeny tiny voice::

I think the gray suit is ok.

:hide:

dg

[Miami Liberal]

72. Nooooooooo!

Gray suit MUST die! :7

[WolverineDG]

75. Why?

Why must the poor gray suit die?? I've seen worse, believe me.

Would you like the gray suit more if it scored a $20K bid on Ebay for the Celiac-Sprue folks???

:think:

dg

[Miami Liberal]

78. Now there's an idea!

It would raise money for charity and we won't have to see him in it anymore. :)

[Shopaholic]

76. Amen ML!

I hate that suit. :nuke: It looks terrible on him and it does not suit his coloring at all.

[WolverineDG]

83. I don't care what y'all say

I still say the gray suit is "ok." ;)

neener

dg

[Gogi]

170. I agree Wolverine.

Time to let KO 'lone bout the gray suit. Just gives him ammo 'bout us gals!:P :hi: :loveya:

[WhirlyGirl]

85. I love the grey suit, also. (THAT one. That fits him.)

. . . :loveya: for the grey.

[CC]

88. A drive by nature pic

my internet has been off and on all day so not even trying to be anyone for long. Haven't found the flash card yet, but the groundhog was out again today so my nature pic today is 3 pics of one of the groundhogs that lives under our shed.


yummmm, all that rain has got the clover out.


This looks good here.


What was that? Don't make me run the clover is too good.

[WhirlyGirl]

90. The GH is wearing a sort of textured grey suit, too ...

. . . wuz THAT the connection to the post you answered, CC? :rofl:

[CC]

93. No wonder last nights flash card was taken,

it was saving the groundhog for grey suit day.

[WhirlyGirl]

94. :-)

. . . So it has other defenders!

[CC]

95. Well some of us

don't care what Keith wears, hell could could wear his b-day suit and we would be happy.

[RevCheesehead]

96. *ahem*

"some" of us would actually prefer this! :loveya:

[CC]

97. Hi Rev, and

and know I would. Though must be honest and say long as Keith is in the chair he can wear the grey all he wants. Much better than a vacation.

[RevCheesehead]

98. (whisper) I'm really not offended by the grey suit...

It's the ugly shirt that I don't like. I dunno - it kind of reminds me of the blivet on the campaign trail.

How's Gizmo doing?

[CC]

99. Well I only remember the light blue

sweat stained shirts on the blivet...and Gizmo is doing ok , sees the vet on June first for blood test again to see if his white count is up. So he can get more chemo. Slow answering because I am trying to find him now. He is sleeping somewhere and its time for meds and food. They hide well.

[RevCheesehead]

100. Well, hiding is kind of their job, isn't it?

On the other hand, Oreo kept pestering me, knocking things off my desk. At first I thought she was playing. Alas, she was saying "it's time to get my wet food, please." (Roo would come in and announce "I am hungry" very loudly - that meant the canned stuff, since they're on a continual feed for the dry).

Now I'm having to learn the language of the heir-apparent. :)

[CC]

101. Sounds like you are learning

it already. Found him finally and he is sitting on the computer desk eating as I try to type. They hid a flash card yesterday that I still haven't found. I should know better than to leave things in reach. Of course it was in reach because I was putting the camera away so it would be safe.

[CC]

102. Will be back in time for the

late show. Dogs turn to go out and get tucked in now.

[WhirlyGirl]

106. I'm here!

. . . Anyone--?

[CC]

120. I'm here too

and think you see Rev and Catch.

[WhirlyGirl]

127. Yes, indeed, they are right there...

. . . Hi, everyone! Are we it for the re-air?

[WhirlyGirl]

105. But Rev - clothes don't make the man; it's the other way round!

. . . The checked shirt is given dignity by Keith's wearing it. Pretty soon everyone will be wanting one. It will be known as an Olbershirt (as opposed an under...). :-)

[Patsy Stone]

167. Nice try, WG.

But that I'm not buying. :)

This combo is sooooo five minutes ago. He wore it on Celebrity Jeopardy about 300 years ago. Move on, the outfit's doooooomed. Dooooomed! LOL.

[WhirlyGirl]

169. Hey, I'm like that myself. If I hit on a comb'n I like I keep wearing it--

. . . until it practically falls apart. I think it's more important to
FEEL good than to LOOK good, I don't care what Fernando says --



and Keith looooks MAH-velous, no matter what he is wearing!

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

182. Well, you have a point there, Ferretessa.

And I must confess that after the embarrassment of sweeps-month riches Keith has been giving us, I sorely fear that next week or the week after (and wouldn't you bet on next MONDAY??), we're gonna be looking at Alison warming the chair again?

Great news for the ASTB. Bad news for the KOEB. :cry:

[WhirlyGirl]

103. I fall...

. . . easily into that category. :loveya:

[CC]

109. Hi Whirls and he could do it

just keep him sitting or standing behind his desk to keep it pg.

[WhirlyGirl]

110. "pg"?

[CC]

119. like in the movie

ratings...acceptable for prime time cause certain parts would not show.

[WhirlyGirl]

124. (thumping head) Of course!

. . . :crazy:

[CC]

126. Check this out

http://www.irobot.com/consumer/scooba_sneak_preview.cfm

A new robot. One I might have try.

[WhirlyGirl]

132. He showed one of those floor-cleaners last night. I want a robot!

. . . Where's my KEITHBOT?? :bounce:

[CC]

136. That was the roomba

it vacuums, this one mops floors....slow;y replacing all my carpet with wood floors or tiles floors so the roomba was a waste for me. Except for throw rugs only one carpet left in my house. Floors are much easier with animals.

[Berry Cool]

181. What can I say, except it takes all kinds!

I say, let GoldenPalace.com win the suit! Yeah!

[Catchawave]

104. Hi KOEBies....

I may be here for the midnight show. Having terrible Jon Stewart withdrawl this week...TWO freaking weeks off :cry:

I hope Keefer doesn't get any ideas ... OY. I just can't handle local news this late...heh.

[RevCheesehead]

107. Me, too, Catch.

I heard a report on "Fresh Air" (NPR) about media, and the guy was talking about how TV news is in transition, loss of viewers, etc. He did mention that one bright spot was Jon Stewart and The Daily Show. He said it's really quite a phenomenon, since it's often hard-hitting news, not just about politics, but also critiquing the media.

I hope those guys come back refreshed and better than ever!

[Catchawave]

118. Yay......I so agree about the media critiques/parodies!

..and why our Keith is just blossoming, ya think? I know he's picked up more fans in the DU public forums :cough:, I just never hesitate to drop hints all over the place. But not so much I'm annoying. I hope :silly:

How ya doing kid? Is time helping that boo-boo in your heart ? Roo, that is, he wouldn't want you to stay sad :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

125. Yeah, I'm doing much better.

I went back to work today, and later this afternoon, I went back to Green Bay to pick up his cremains. A few tears, but overall, I'm much better, thanks. :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

108. It's like the "Grandma's on the roof" joke.

And the Pope. He's dead, no, he's wounded. He's just tired after a prolonged squawk. He's pining, pining for the fjords...

Is he or isn't he?

[CC]

111. Hi Catch and Patsy

Rev and Whirls. Everything tucked in cept the ferrets that are war dancing all over the place.

[Patsy Stone]

112. Well...

Can we have a moment for this Reverend Moran's outfit? What is that? Plum and royal blue?? Pimptastic!

[CC]

113. TV Fundie Evangelist

uniform pimpadelic.

[WhirlyGirl]

116. And evidently you can't have a "stable" relatonship w/ the Almighty if you

. . . believe that Jesus was born under a palm tree! LOL!

[Berry Cool]

183. My question was...

...how do we know there wasn't a PALM TREE right next to the STABLE???

Next thing this guy will say, I thought, is that we all know Jesus couldn't have been born under a palm tree because it was December 25, so of course it was winter and it was snowing and he was born under a PINE TREE. After all, his mama bought him one of those plastic Nativities when he was a kid and it had glitter snow all over the roof of the stable so IT MUST BE TRUE!

[Patsy Stone]

114. This guy's a freak.

I don't just mean because he's scary and weird, but really, he's just plain freaky.

And, as stated above, how kind of KO not to crack up while questioning him.

Wasn't Dr. Loveless the nemesis of James West in The Wild Wild West?

LOL! "What Would Jesus Do?" Go KO! :loveya:

ed: sp

[CC]

117. All of those that

preach hate are scary. And the more airplay they get the better, specially the really scary ones. Though a nice follow up would be a liberal new testament Rev. to counteract the crazies.

[Patsy Stone]

123. Like *our* Rev.?

Hey, I see a plan brewing... :)

[CC]

128. Yes she would be a great

spokes person for real Christians.

[RevCheesehead]

129. *perks up ears*

Did someone call?

Oh, Keith. Did I tell you I once preached about SpongeBob? :)

[RevCheesehead]

115. Oh, dear Lord.

Another fundy whacko.

My impressions: awfully young, over-use of eyebrows, and far-too-happy to be on TV.


Go, Keith! "what WOULD Jesus do?"
and "I dunno - must be a different Jesus than I know" :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

121. Anyone else having download trouble tonight?

Things are moving v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y for me. If it doesn't get better, I'm gonna give up and just watch the show. So don't take it personally if I disappear on ya.

[CC]

122. I wasn't but I think

I am now. Maybe not. Course most of the day I was off, thanks to rain.

[Patsy Stone]

130. "Some of the good news from Iraq

that we're always clamoring for." And then the Corvette doing donuts. :loveya: KO!

[RevCheesehead]

131. Nice to see Oddball back.

"Get along, little froggy" :)

[WhirlyGirl]

140. You could understand now, why all those police recruits are being attacked

. . . Iraqis don't want any traffic cops.

[Patsy Stone]

133. "Minkeys..."

A Peter Sellers/Inspector Clouseau reference. Very nice...

"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
(Dog bites man)
"I thought you said your dog does not bite?"
"That's not my dog."



:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

134. I liked his comment at the end

The guy's in the office of human resources: "hey, guy, thanks for sticking up for our species!"

[WhirlyGirl]

137. Wasn't it "sticking WITH our species"?

. . . Still funny tho. :-)

[RevCheesehead]

143. Could be -

I'm not particularly sharp tonight. ;)

[Patsy Stone]

135. Wish it was Craig again...

instead of Howard.

[CC]

139. Cept when its Craig

I have to look at post twice with the CC in them.

edited to add, but like him better and buying his book.

[Patsy Stone]

141. LOL!

I can see how that would throw a person off. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

138. And Howard's shirt and tie

also ghetto fabulous.

Still hate the gray suit. And this shirt with it. It does indeed need to be auctioned off on eBay.

[CC]

142. We were putting in

votes for B-day suits earlier.

[WhirlyGirl]

145. I'll buy the grey suit on eBay and ...

. . . send it BACK to him! :rofl:

[CC]

147. That you have to tell the others

I am a jeans and t-shirts person so I would never comment on Keith's clothing choices. But hate mongering preachers and clashing colors I will. I do like him better in dark but well he must like it or the reaction to it. But I'll take him in anything long as he isn't on vacation.

[WhirlyGirl]

150. Except in drag.

. . . (Despite my previous quip about he could show up in a merry widow & fishnets and I'd still tune in.)

[CC]

151. I'd even watch him in drag

besides I have seen some knock out drag queens. You never know he might just look good in drag...specially with body hugging clothes.

[WhirlyGirl]

153. PLEEEZE not Keith - in spite of his fondness for Monty Python & Izzard.

. . . It just wouldn't work for Keith. Not even the EXECUTIVE transvestite look. x(

[Patsy Stone]

154. Oh. Eddie Izzard.

:loveya:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1064988380038_2003/10/03/Izzard,0.jpg

[CC]

155. Maybe not but well would

still watch. Oh and here is a great definition of "The Look" ferrets give you. Long but you can always read it later.

THE LOOK as defined by the Extreme Weezils:

FertPaw Cuteness is required as the basic part of THE LOOK and must be perfected by all ferrets at all times. Making an attempt at various random facial expressions is a good way to enhance your cuteness. Tilt your head slightly to one side, stand up on your hind legs or look at your human while lying upside down on your back. Practice makes perfect, but it is usually found that all ferrets are born with this capacity.

FertPawStare silently, unmoving and unwavering, at said human for an extended period of time. This creates a vacuum, which humans feel the uncontrollable urge to fill with action or speech. If speech is first, and your human starts talking to you , telling you how they cannot possibly play with you/let you out/give you snacks at the moment because they are doing something of greater importance or urgency, that is a good sign: said human is beginning to crack. Keep staring.

FertPawWhile staring as described above, attempt to project your desires or current whims by way of mind pictures. Humans call it positive affirmation, or something like that, we call it the Silent Motivator. "You feel the overwhelming desire to give me a raisin." or "We need to be let out for a romp immediately, regardless of what you may be already doing at the moment."

FertPawA bonus quality is having a pitiful, soulful, "Do you love me?" look on your face. This characteristic is invaluable in strengthening the power of THE LOOK. Humans call this "guilt." We call it effective.
To wrap up THE LOOK:
find a high place to climb up on, such as your cage, shelves, etc.
choose moments that your human can see you
climb up there, facing your human, and give them your best LOOK

No matter how many times you get placed back down on the floor by your frustrated but charmed human, keep it up, and you will eventually get anything you want. The is a tried and tested strategy of the Extreme Weezils!
http://www.extremeweezils.com/conduct.html

[WhirlyGirl]

162. CC, haven't you noticed that...

. . . MEN have worked hard over the centuries to perfect that "look"? ;-)

[CC]

163. Ferrets are much much better

at it. Men have a few million years to go to catch up. But I am pretty good at it so thinking women have come closer.

[Berry Cool]

184. I think Keith would look HILARIOUS doing his Halloween standup

as an executive transvestite!

I doubt we're ever gonna see it, though!

[RevCheesehead]

156. with those wooly caterpillar eyebrows?

Sort of like Tom Hanks in "Bosom Buddies," I'd think. :rofl:

[WhirlyGirl]

164. That's close. Sad.... Just incredibly sad.

. . . :eyes:

[Gogi]

171. Men in drag are my weakness.

I just:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

149. Get him to change the shirt.

I'll reconsider, but I'm not promising anything. :)

[WhirlyGirl]

152. See post 105:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=7898&mesg_id=8024

[WhirlyGirl]

144. "It does indeed need to be auctioned off on eBay."

. . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!!!!!!! :wow:

[Patsy Stone]

146. I'm gonna edit this post

because I just read yours.

[WhirlyGirl]

148. LOL - but where does that leave mine, then?

. . . :crazy:

[CC]

157. Well I missed Patsy's

but did see yours so can figure out hers. So it is now stored in at least 3 people's memories.

[WhirlyGirl]

160. ROTFL - which is probably 3 more than it needs to be stored in! :-)

[Patsy Stone]

166. :)

I just suggested that you could buy it and asked you to imagine the possibilities. Then I read your thread about if you bought it, you'd just send it back to him. (Bad Idea) :)

And that's where we are. But the birthday suit idea doesn't suck. :evilgrin:

[WhirlyGirl]

168. And ...

. . . I said you could make a lot of money cutting it up into little squares and selling it, like the "Gates," but that to do so would be too cruel to grey-suit fanciers. :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

158. Michael Musto!

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

All publicity is good publicity...

[WhirlyGirl]

159. And re Keith's comment abt this being the first time he "ever...

. . . believed a Paris Hilton performance" & what he thinks she could make a career out of, please see: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=7898&mesg_id=7994

[CC]

161. Ok, off to find my spot in the bed

between the 4 cats and 7 ferrets. (dogs and birds stuck downstairs.)
Hope everyone has a good night and great day tomorrow. Sweet dreams.

edited to add AP is feralish so he sleeps under the bed

[WhirlyGirl]

165. LOL! Good night... and GOOD LUCK, Ferretessa!