Well, my first class of Precinct Chair training

[crispini]

and the reason why I haven't been around much lately, got rolled out last night and was a major hit. Now we just have to get it out to 300 some odd precinct chairs around the county! Whew! Nevermind, I'm just going to enjoy the afterglow for now. Ah! It feels good to get such a major milestone accomplished.

[gkhouston]

1. 300 odd precinct chairs

that's a lot of furry handcuffs... :rofl:

[crispini]

2. LOL!

Don't make me put you on the wheel! :7

[gkhouston]

3. I'm not afraid of you, sister...

Sparky's evil twin, that's another story. :scared:

[Botany]

4. God help some poor guy who goes into the voting booth alone,

1. Unsuspecting guy walks in
2. Crispini watches him and checks out if he has "bum appeal"
3. hits a button that activates a net from underneath and a crane
mechanism.
4. he is transported to a secure location
5. Crispini looks sweetly @ other poll workers and excuses herself
to "freshen up."
6. Puts on leather and studs outfit
7. selects right toy from goodie bag
8. does ********************************** to his ############### and then
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ and at last she ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ his !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
9. Tells him, "don't forget to vote honey."
10. Changes back into power suit with pearls and sensible shoes
11. goes back to oversee the vote.
12 look @ #1.

But at least this way somebody knows they are getting Scr***d. Unlike
Millions of people who think the last vote was fair.

[gkhouston]

5. naw, that's not how it works.

Crispini always lets 'em vote first. You should see what the "right toy" is when the voter turns out to be a neocon.

:wow:

[crispini]

7. LMAO!

At your post and Botany's! Hee hee hee!

I actually did get propositioned at the polling place last election. :eyes: This is what happen when SOME people go to vote drunk and there's an under-65 election worker there. :eyes:

[gkhouston]

9. now, Crispi, give yourself a little credit here...

he might have propositioned you even if he'd been sober. :silly:

(Although, come to think of it, that never happened when I was clerking elections... :grr:)

[Berry Cool]

16. Hmm, propositioning at the polling place. They don't do that in Ohio.

Or, at least they only provisionally proposition you. You're never sure whether or not it really counted.

[Miami Liberal]

11. LMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think more men would go vote if this kind of thing went on for real. :evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

13. I'm not sure...

you haven't seen all of Crispi's toy's, now have you? Not sure what sort of game show it would be... "Love Connection", "Wheel of Fortune", or "Jeopardy"? :evilgrin:

[Miami Liberal]

14. LOL

if her toys are anything like mine, the game show would be more like "Beat the Clock" or "Let's Make a Deal." :evilgrin:

Hmm, wonder what's behind door number 3? :smoke:

[Catchawave]

6. Sounds like FUN,

How do I sign up?

[crispini]

8. Really?

You're kinda far for the live classes. ;) but I could always email you the slides and walk you through 'em if you're really interested. :)

[Catchawave]

10. Unfortunately.....my last campaign

...was on a Republican committee, and he won all the way to City Council. He's a good guy, and have never regretted it. I always thought it would be fun to work for a Dem, but our city has no Dem money :( Hope that made sense. I'm in a solid RED area!

[gkhouston]

12. if he's a good guy, he's a good guy

I hope the "real" Republicans will decide to take their party back from the loud-mouth bullies who seem hell-bent on running everything into the ground -- their party, our country, and our planet -- just so their friends can gorge on power. We can't afford their indulgence.

[sparky_in_ma]

15. I'd vote any way she told me to.

:scared: