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Oh well, it could have been innocent. :shrug:
But there's only one reason he could possibly suddenly be so interested in hanging out on the West Coast. And I seriously doubt the Angels or the Dodgers have anything to do with it.
Cue up the "Guys and Dolls" music...da rumahs are true!!!!
What's playing at the Roxy? I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy. A picture about a New York man who falls in love with a California girl And he sacrifices everything just because he thinks she’s foxy. That's what's playing at the Roxy.
What's in the Daily News? I'll tell you what's in the Daily News. Story about a man shouting out to a young lady On his TV show and now he’ll have to pay some dues. That's what's in the Daily News.
What's happening all over? I'll tell you what's happening all over. Guy there talking on your television set That used to be something of a rover.
That's what's happening all over.
Love is the thing that has nipped him. Yes, it looks like Keith is just another victim.
Yes, sir!
When you see an East Coast guy on the West Coast, it’s no lie You can bet that he's doing it for some doll. When he does his show long distance, although it’s a pain Chances are he's insane as only a John can be for a Jane. When you meet a gent who another week has spent A vacation involving something besides beisbol, Call it sweet, call it skanky, But it's a better bet than the Yankees That the guy's only doing it for some doll. When you see a Jay reporting news from LA You can bet the real news is that Jay’s got a doll. When a Keith buys Merlot that’s the best he can afford It's a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broad. When you meet a news anchor who on the air does thank her For some type of celebrity baby folderol Call it hell, call it heaven But it's probable twelve to seven That the guy's only doing it for some doll.
When you see a sport missing his ESPN reports Make a bet that he's missing ‘em for some doll. When a guy wears an outfit with stripes going every way Who the hell do you think is gonna straighten ‘em out someday? When a guy like KO has to transfer his show From Secaucus to the land of La-La-Lol, Call it dumb, call it clever Ah, but you can get odds forever That the guy's only doing it for some doll Some doll, some doll The guy's only doing it for some doll!
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