KOEB 8/4/06 - Hillary gets cojones edition

[SharonRB]

[ralps]

1. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone, Rummy Gets Busted!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :woohoo: :rofl:

[rusty charly]

4. "oh my goodness"

[ralps]

7. Hi rusty charly

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

15. Randi had a great time with that today

She was hysterical.

[Patsy Stone]

2. Live from NY, it's the candy cane tie!

:hi:, all! Nice to see EJ.

I just got in, so I'm gonna change and watch. I'll be back soon.

Hey, Sharon:

[Berry Cool]

6. Hi all! Shabbat Shalom, and it's time Hillary got cojones, eh?

Can the anti-flag-burning amendment crap!

Rummy's on the ropes. Big time.

Wonder why Keith's in New York tonight. Dinner reservations again? I hope they don't kick him out of the restaurant for that candy-cane tie.

[Patsy Stone]

10. I think he's wearing Richard Wolffe's glasses too!

And James Bamford!! What a lovely night this is turning into.

[Berry Cool]

9. Oh, I am slow but I just got this.

:hi: Patsela's a Challah Back Girl.

[SharonRB]

14. I still don't get it.

[Patsy Stone]

20. Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollaback_Girl

[SharonRB]

26. Thanks -- I guess I'm out of it

I don't think I've ever heard a Gwen Stefani song. But then you're the music maven.

[Berry Cool]

22. Definition: If you holla at Patsy,

she won't holla back--she'll give you a Challah Back. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

18. Whatup, yo?

:hi:

[rusty charly]

3. sharon!

:hi:

[ralps]

5. Yay!!! Ned Lamont seems to be scaring Hillary & some of the DLC Dems!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

21. There's only one thing to say to that

GOOD! :)

dg

[ralps]

34. Hi WolverineDG, Yay!!! for Ned Lamont!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Greylyn58]

8. Evening All

Hope everyone is well. Keith is looking great as always.

:hi: Sharon and :hi: to my fellow KOEBers!!

[ralps]

12. Hi Greylyn58 & Sheridan, How are you all doing?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Greylyn58]

32. We're getting by

This terrible heat has been so bad here in NC for both him and me. I have asthma and with his fur just taking a small walk has been murder on both of us.

Yuck!!!

[SharonRB]

44. I can definitely sympathize

I have asthma, but the hot weather never set it off. I've had it under control for years, though. As soon as Serevent came out, it was a lifesaver. I haven't had an attack in 6 or 7 years. Years ago I used to have to have my emergency inhaler with me at all times. I remember how it felt, so I do understand.

[ralps]

I hope you all can stay cool!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

13. You know, one good thing about Keith:

No tie with HORIZONTAL stripes. Ouch!

:hi: Greylyn and your wonderful Sheridan!

[SharonRB]

16. Hi, Grey

Nice to see you.

[Olney Blue]

24. Hi greylyn- how are you?

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

64. Hey, Grey!

And Sheridan! :loveya:

How's it going?

[bleever]

11. The RW radio shills are decrying the Democrats for destroying

anyone who doesn't walk in lockstep with their extremists agenda!


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


:)

[Patsy Stone]

23. Pick a logical fallacy

any one will do. Just as long as you don't have to address the issues. :eyes:

:hi:

[bleever]

30. Lieberman has Sean Hannity's endorsement.

:rofl:

D'oh!mentum.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

43. That was the kiss of death right there

And he wonders why Dems are pissed at him? :eyes:

dg

[Olney Blue]

17. Hi Sharon!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

19. Hi, Olney

:hi:

[Botany]

25. Drive by blog

1. The neo cons now want a war with a Iran?
Same s*** for brains policy that got us into Iraq

2. Why does Rummy still have a job?

3. Why doesn't the rest of the media wake up and
see what KO & his staff is doing? Good guests
& he lets 'em speak.

4. Off to the pool ... if I can stay awake I will watch KO @ 12:00



the Bay Air should dry off in time for Berry

[bleever]

35. That picture makes me wish

that I was bare in the water somewhere.

[RevCheesehead]

41. That could be arranged.

;)

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

42. Yeah, nothing like the smell of a Bay Air after it dries out from a swim

to lull you gently off to sleep. :puke:

[WolverineDG]

46. And you should know!

:hide:

;)

dg

[WolverineDG]

27. Hi Sharon!

It's candy cane tie night!

Aw, is Rummy taking a pounding for being flippant when questioned by Sen. Clinton? Aw.

:hi:

dg

[SharonRB]

28. Poor baby

Did you hear Randi today? She was such a hoot making fun of Rummy and his "Oh, my goodness."

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

29. No

but the other shows I listen to were having a great time with it as well. :)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

31. For some reason, I have a craving for Peppermint Ice Cream

:hi: Hi, everyone!

Keith, for kicking neo-con butt: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

33. When he says NeoCon

it's almost as sexy as when he said "Ohio" during the election fiasco.

:hi:, Rev.

[RevCheesehead]

45. Add just a touch of wrist hair,

and we're gonna have to wring out the Bay Air, if ya know what I mean. ;)

[Berry Cool]

48. I think Keith is VERY sexy when he says "Ohio."

And would be especially so if he prefaced it with "I'm going to visit Berry in..."

IT'S A BAY AIR! SHOUT-OUT TO US!! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

37. "Unto us this day a prawn is born."

Oh, Keith...I :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

47. I thought shellfish weren't kosher.

We've got a serious problem here, Houston.

Oh, look - a Bay Air on Oddball! :rofl:

[SharonRB]

52. They're not, but that doesn't stop me.

[RevCheesehead]

55. Would you like a side of bacon with that shrimp?

:evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

56. Um, no thanks

I eat it occasionally, but I'm not a big fan.

[Berry Cool]

40. Don't mind the Rev.

Every time she sees Keith, she gets the strange urge to lick something. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

51. what's so strange about that?

:9

[ralps]

53. Hi RevCheesehead, Aww I met a gorgeous kitty today!!! Charmaine

http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=6138827
She's almost a persian!!!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

57. Aww - don't Crook and Norman want a companion?

She's adorable! :loveya:

[ralps]

72. Since Crook was/is so jealous of Norman I thought if/when Norman

passes on I would just have Crook. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

86. Sometimes adding another cat can help.

That's why I'm looking at CC and Keith. Yup, I'm gonna re-name him.
The vet told me that adopting two kitties might be easier, since they know each other and play together.

I sent in the application today! :bounce::bounce:

[ralps]

101. WooHoo!!! I hope your application is accepted!! & Aww You're naming him

after KO?? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

104. But of course!

And CC is not only our CC, but also Craig:loveya:Crawford!

(you do know my last name, don't you?)

[ralps]

109. No, is it Crawford?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

113. Nope

Like Keith, but the first few letters are different. Oh, and one N at the end.

As in "wake me when it's ______."

[Patsy Stone]

60. Love that tongue!

:hi:, ralps!

[RevCheesehead]

62. Hey, Pats - you'd better clarify that you're talking about the kitty.

Otherwise, berry's gonna be swooning again... and the Bay Air is still in the water, playing.

[ralps]

76. Hi Patsy, LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

36. Jesus on a crustacean

Where's Golden Palace?

[SharonRB]

49. I'm sure they can't be too far behind.

[bleever]

68. "Christacean".

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

38. For unto us a prawn is born

Wonderful! Marinara Sauce! Almighty Prawn, the everlasting cocktail! The Prince of the Sea!

[bleever]

39. That's not Jesus on that prawn:

that's BARRY GIBB!

[Patsy Stone]

50. Suddenly

I want to sing Xanadu.

:shrug:

[Berry Cool]

58. Christ-acean!

Either that, or it really IS Barry Gibb.

A thought that's enough to scare the Bee Gee-sus out of me.

[SharonRB]

61. LOL

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

65. snork!

:rofl:

[Olney Blue]

66. ROFL

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

69. LOL! n/t

[bleever]

80. Just as long as you're

stayin' alive, stayin' alive,

Ah, ah, ah, ah...

Okay, sorry.

[RevCheesehead]

92. Thanks for *that* image, buddy.

[Olney Blue]

59. I never thought of him as a peel'em and eat'em type.

[RevCheesehead]

63. eek!!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

54. Ned Flanders

the poster boy for the C of E!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

67. D'oh!

Did ya hear Homer's sound clip at the end of that?

Oh yeah. Wonder how Ned feels about the lack of rapture yesterday. O8)

[Berry Cool]

70. Ned Flanders may be a better Christian than the Religious Right.

Wouldn't surprise me at all.

[RevCheesehead]

71. He is.

Trust me on this. Ned's a good egg. A little cracked, but still good.

[Patsy Stone]

74. There's a guy a work

whose nickname is Ned Flanders. A dead ringer all around. :)

[RevCheesehead]

94. I went to div school with one.

He even had the reddish-brown hair, glasses & moustache.

[Berry Cool]

75. Wow, what an amazing story this is Maupin is telling.

One mentally disturbed woman...pretending to be many different people...suckering in a whole bunch of people...trying to take advantage of Keith...weaving an ever more elaborate web of lies about a person who doesn't even exist.

Naah, it could never happen...could it?!?!?!?

[Patsy Stone]

78. The whole thing is fascinating.

Wow. Talk about "Tales of the City"!

[RevCheesehead]

73. Keith hires private detectives.

Somewhere in this country, a sock-puppet is :scared:

[Berry Cool]

82. Oh, but you KNOW that Keith's willingness to hire private detectives

just goes to show how mentally disturbed HE is, that he has to "stalk" people like that! :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

83. Is Keith's private dick monitoring us?

If so, LISTEN TO OUR FASHION ADVICE, KEITH!

[SharonRB]

84. Oh, Olney

I'm not going anywhere near that one. It's just begging for something, though.

[Berry Cool]

91. I wouldn't mind going near it. Bwahahahahaha...

:rofl:

Anyway, that whole story just suggests that there are people out there who are all too willing to take advantage of Keith's willingness to believe the best of people.

[RevCheesehead]

99. Um....

:spray:



:rofl:




No really - you set us up, didn't you? :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

107. I would never do that!

O8)

[Berry Cool]

118. Well, I don't know if Keith has a private dick

but if you believe some people, he IS a sex machine to all the chicks. :rofl:

They say this cat Keith is a bad mother--

[RevCheesehead]

120. As a soon-to-be mother to a cat named Keith....

you'd better watch yourself, missy. :spank:

[Berry Cool]

122. Drat. You were supposed to say "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

and then I could say "I'm talkin' 'bout KEITH!"

He's a complicated man, no one understands him but his tailor.

[WolverineDG]

115. LOL

My thoughts exactly, Rev.

Say, did you know that there's a way to trace where a blog is being posted from? Ya learn something new everyday. :evilgrin:

dg

[Olney Blue]

77. Tales of the City guy!

That story is very creepy. Not planning to see it.

[rusty charly]

79. what an ODD story

[Berry Cool]

85. Yeah, you wonder who would invest so much time and effort into

doing something so sick like that, just to get attention and maybe money.

But there are some sick, sick people in this world!

[Patsy Stone]

81. Mel: "Some of my best employees are Jewish."

Oy vey iz mir.

[bleever]

87. Next, he will demonstrate his contrition by

drinking an entire case of Manischewitz.

[Olney Blue]

96. Bottoms up, Mel!

[RevCheesehead]

103. La'chaim!

Look - kosher kittens!

[bleever]

111. Yum!

Too bad I can't have bacon and cheese on those.

[RevCheesehead]

114. On the kittens?

:spank:

[bleever]

125. I know a butcher with a bumper sticker that says

"I love animals. They're delicious."

[WolverineDG]

119. That whole line is a bunch of crap

Because the thinking is "I like Jews one on one, just not as a whole" or some such garbage.

:eyes:

Mel, you're still an asshole in my book.

dg

[bleever]

126. Good point.

It's also kinda like saying, "Of course there's a place for Jews in our society."

[Olney Blue]

88. Of course, cell phones have bacteria. This is a

:puffpiece:


Finally, an excuse to use this smiley!

[ralps]

89. LOL Fox- The Fiction & Cartoon News Channel!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

106. That was damned funny!

:rofl:

[rusty charly]

90. did keith just trip over the word:

"cracK"?

just sayin'...

[Berry Cool]

95. Did Keith just call Coultergeist

"an adult who's never seen another adult person naked and a 45-year-old virgin with an Adam's apple"?

Oh. Mein. Gott.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

105. Very popular in GD

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2758492
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1823450
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1823440
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1823389

[rusty charly]

93. coultergeist! #1!

[rusty charly]

98. "you've never seen another person naked,

and you're a 45 year old virgin with an adam's apple"

[ralps]

97. Today's Worst Person in The World- CoulterGeist!!! Question- Does Hillary

have a good chance in 2008, Answer A good chance at what?? Coming out of the closet?? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

110. Poor Annthrax is so lame, she can't think of any insults anymore

that are more original than calling someone gay.

And she wonders why people call her a plagiarist?

[RevCheesehead]

116. Yeah. Now she's stealing her insults from 12 year old boys.

:eyes: Let her keep talking. She's pissing off her own people.

[rusty charly]

100. is there a ranking of

number of "worst persons of the world"?

how many coultergeist? loofahboy? the heroin hillbilly?

[rusty charly]

102. anyone seen the 'borat' previews?

High-sterical.

[bleever]

108. Wow. A Friday night acid reference.

Keef's kicked it up a notch.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

123. Maybe

it's all the Dead you and Botany have been playing in your room?

[bleever]

124. I suspect it's Franken.

But, I'd rather have Franken standing in front of me at a show that Bill Walton. The guy can block your view of the stage from two rows down.

[SharonRB]

112. Scaryborough should learn his geography

Tel Aviv IS NOT the capital of Israel. Jerusalem is the capital.

[RevCheesehead]

117. Oy - he didn't, did he?

I switched over to Monk right away.
Poor Joe. What a shmoe.

[SharonRB]

121. That's the second time this week I heard someone say that

I don't remember who the other one was, but maybe it was him twice.

[Greylyn58]

127. Hey Rev

Are you a Monk fan? I love that show and have been watching since the very beginning.

B-)

[RevCheesehead]

128. I adore Monk!

Mom was a big fan, too. If I was there for the weekend, we'd watch it together.

There's just something charming about a smart man with a few human frailties.

Woof, woof, buddy! :loveya:
It's nice to see ya, Grey. I've missed ya. :hug:

[CBHagman]

129. Actor Tony Shalhoub's also antiwar.

For that he has been targeted for years by the knuckle-draggers with Internet access.

Let's have a big KOEB welcome for Tony S.

[RevCheesehead]

130. He's also one of Green Bay's favorite home town boys.

:loveya:

[Greylyn58]

131. Tony Shalhoub is so good as Monk

I've been a fan of Tony Shalhoub's acting for some time. One of my favorite movies that he co-starred in was Galaxy Quest. His character was hysterically funny. I think it was his deadpan delivery as Fred.

If you've never seen it, I highly recommend it because of him and because of how it pokes fun at the Star Trek universe.

[Patsy Stone]

132. He was great in Galaxy Quest

That movie was one of the most underrated movies ever.

I also loved him in Big Night, but that movie should have been so much better than it was.

[RevCheesehead]

133. I think that "Tech Sargent Chen" is his best role ever!

"OK, guys - they're telling me that that power thingy used up all our energy, and if we keep it up, we're going to explode. You know. F.Y.I."

:rofl:

[Greylyn58]

134. Yeah...that's a great line

my other favorite is when the group first arrives on the Thermian's ship. Jason(Tim Allen) is standing there and the others are all shaking in shock from their arrival and then in pops Fred in his little pod and he says:

"That was a hell of a thing."

It makes me laugh loudly every time. And of course Guy lets out this loud terrified scream which makes me laugh even harder.

Great movie. B-)

[RevCheesehead]

135. I always knew you had exceptionally fine taste!

"Grignak! Grignak! Grignak!"

[Greylyn58]

136. Hahahahahaha!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thank You! :)

[RevCheesehead]

137. "The animal exploded!....

...and it's inside out." :rofl:

[Greylyn58]

138. That's a good one

Jason: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.

Guy: I'm not? Then what's my last name?

Jason: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.

Guy: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.

Gwen: Guy, you have a last name.

Guy: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy...

Alexander: Are we there yet?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

139. Or this one:

Wait! You can't just open up the door! Is their air out there? You don't know!!

Chen: (sniffs) Seems OK to me.

or:

Gwen: Poor little thing! He's hurt. We should help him.

Guy: NO! Didn't you people ever watch the show??

:rofl: